Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
Today, after I bashed my head into the wall behind me yesterday and knocked myself flat while flinging my head back to get my hair in a ponytail, it still hurts, so I went to hospital. Yep, skull fracture with a slight inward depression. I might need surgery. FML
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MGSPOP 1
Am I the only one who has noticed that most parents on FML are really effed up? but sucks,fyl.
SadIife 6
You have quite some caring parents. Hopefully you didn't get hurt to badly.
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Comments (53)
Jonaahhhh 12
Give them figures on how much hospital bills will cost treating a severe concussion compared to a minor crack in the wall... Since your parents seem to care much more about their pocketbooks than their son.
Jonaahhhh 12
Whoops... :P
onelove858 5
Hey that ***** expensive.
BellaMarta 19
Parenting: You're doing it wrong.
crazykid300 6
Sounds like my parents
perdix 31
They probably have lots of kids, but just one wall. Look up the word "expendable."
Quinn32 16
"Expendable-Of little significance when compared to an overall purpose, and therefore able to be abandoned." You are welcome.
natsaysheyyy 16
Sounds like my parents.
bournefml 0
Happened to me too...
backyarddcg123 2
No big deal my parents are the same way. When I flipped over my bike handlebars into a thicket. When I got home my dad was all like "did you fall?" "Is the bike okay" hahaha so yah dnt sweat it
4rmMiami 4
Reminds me of my parents...
Wayne913 13
I once had my mom tell me to move so she could through something at me without it hitting the tv.
In_some_bullshit 13
#43 what did you do to have moms through something at you??