Today, I fell going down the stairs and hit my head on the wall. My parents came frantically running to my side, but only to make sure I hadn't damaged the wall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML
Today, while we were exploring a building, my dad and I somehow got separated. After about 30 seconds, I found him on the other side of a door, so I went to go through what I thought was a door. Instead, I smashed my head on a windowpane and collapsed to the floor in pain in front of 5 people. FML
Today, I went upstairs to scold my boys for running in the house because someone could get hurt. As I turned around to come back downstairs I tripped and fell all the way down to the landing at the bottom. I could hear them laughing in their rooms. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs. My mom came running from the other room because she thought it was the dog. She rolled her eyes and walked away when she saw it was me. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, while showering I slipped and fell, taking down the shower curtain and smashing my head against the floor, resulting in a concussion. My family came running because of the noise and I lay naked, bleeding and concussed for few minutes before they could stop laughing enough to get me help. FML
Today, I walked into my upstairs bathroom to find my mom's new boyfriend eating soup, naked on the toilet. In shock, I stepped back and fell down a flight of stairs, backwards, and hit my head on wall, leaving a dent in it. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my father tripped over the dog and hit a wall. He was so convinced his arm was broken that we waited for 3 hours in emergency to find out he had a bruise. FML
Today, after I bashed my head into the wall behind me yesterday and knocked myself flat while flinging my head back to get my hair in a ponytail, it still hurts, so I went to hospital. Yep, skull fracture with a slight inward depression. I might need surgery. FML
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Top comments
MGSPOP 1
Am I the only one who has noticed that most parents on FML are really effed up? but sucks,fyl.
SadIife 6
You have quite some caring parents. Hopefully you didn't get hurt to badly.
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Comments (53)
momo1972 3
Property damage can be a serious issue when not fixed immediately and correctly
Snackycake 20
Parents:oh my God, did it break? Op:No, I think I'm fine. Parents:Not you, the god damn wall!
beckyp872 3
Sounds like my parents!
Needafarm 22
Those security deposits on rental homes can be brutal so i suppose they should have checked the wall, you are replaceable, they can't get their deposit back if there is a hole in the wall.
Numbr1Tia 0
Try hitting your head, busting a good hole in the wall, blacking out, and not being noticed for 3 hours because COMPANY had to walk over you to get to the bathroom. And after all of that not getting a "You okay? Want a aspirin?"
nesteremily 31
sounds like my parents lol
wolfgold2 20
Sounds like something my mom would do
liaRawr 9
I think my parents would have commented on that as well but after they seen if I'm okay :/
Mademoiselle_fml 34
I've seen so many variations of this FML on this website that it's not even funny. It never fails to surprise me how some people care more about a material object than a human being.