Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, my phone decided to delete all my numbers. I posted on Facebook that people should message or text me if they felt like I should have their number. I didn't get a single reply. FML
Today, I sent my mom a text to tell her about my promotion at work. She responded with, "Who is this?" It turns out that she deleted my number, because I "never call." FML
Today, I saw the girl I had started dating changed her Facebook relationship status to "In a relationship". Naturally, I changed mine too. The next time I logged on, she had commented, "Really?! Who?!" She was serious. FML
Today, I asked a girl I liked for her number, but she claimed she had a broken phone and was getting a new one for Christmas. Unhinged, I go home and go onto Facebook. First thing I see is her status: "Why is no one answering my calls?" FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, a girl told me she couldn't text me anymore, because she was too tired and had to sleep. Over the next three hours, she updated her Facebook and Twitter accounts, and made a YouTube video of herself singing. FML
Today, I saw the girl I like had posted a status on Facebook, saying, “I’m sick of being lonely, why don’t any guys wanna date me?! I think I’m gonna spend my life alone.” I asked her out once and she turned me down. When I commented this fact on her post proving her statement untrue, she blocked me. FML
Today, I updated my Facebook status as, "Lost all my contacts, need numbers". My mom commented, "Her phone didn't get reset, she just doesn't have any friends." Her comment got 32 likes. FML
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BlindyMcGee 2
Go buy the eggs, I'll drive.
jojimugo 20
Just write under the comment " nobody texts you because you are a bitch"
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Comments (157)
wriptidez 0
her loss
Aaron_Luvz_U 9
I'd comment "is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a stupid bitch?"
julian93 6
Hahahaha nice
Sugah_Shane1 2
Bahahahaha
FirstTigerHobbes 13
^ hey that's me! :3 But.... Where did you get my picture!? :S
ICATiger 13
Comment on it saying 'nobody wants you to have their number, cause you're a heartless bitch'
GoW_Chick 15
That's easy, post up her number up on facebook for everyone to see, and have them mass text her, ask her if she has enough texts now, then move on and find a nice girl instead of the attention seeking brat.
marisadc79 0
I'd say total bitch there and you're better off knowing the kind of person she is
vintagemeow 6
I'd give her the ol' 'surprise furious raccoon in the letterbox trick'.. 60% of the time, it works everytime
Nuclear_Ninja 6
It still has odds of failing. I'm guessing... 6593956381057 to 1. Unfortunately, I'm always that one where it fails
bustub2 8
39% of online statistics are made up.
Nuclear_Ninja 6
Including mine. But still, I'm always the one where something goes horribly wrong and I get either hurt or something else.
StalinsHeir 1
And she wonders why no one's texting her anymore. Looks like everyone's worked out what an attention seeking bitch she is. Looks like she's getting what she deserves.
u_mad_bro_fml 13
Hmm.. She seems rather rude and unappreciative, which I'm gonna take a wild guess is why "nobody that she cares about texts her anymore".. Or maybe she should just resort to texting them first instead and stop being so bratty? ah well, if she wants to be that way don't waste your time op, best to just move on. Keep your hopes up, you'll find someone better!
thiscrazything 1
Wow, that's harsh. She sounds like a person not worth knowing. Just forget her. You will find someone better.