Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
Today, my son threw a temper tantrum and told me I “should have aborted him” and threatened to run away from home. Why? Because I nicely asked him to share his french fries with his sister. My son is 17. FML
Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
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Top comments
BubbleGrunge 18
Sounds like someone still needs his ass whooped! I understand he's 17, but if you want to act like a child than you should be treated like a child!
DDCA 24
What a brat.
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Comments (194)
Pleonasm 36
It was all fake.
dildite 7
Someone needs to tell that fag bitch what's up!
perdix 31
I'm predicting a quick moderation on this one.
lilhellian 27
Didn't Tosh.o prove that one was fake tho.. I'd much rather see this...
Sir_Swaggington 6
What a pansy.
1coolchic 4
Parenting fail to the extreme!
FuKcMee 32
is your kod handicap?
DDCA 24
#35 is so right! If I acted like that, my parents would have sent me to the dentist and told them not to use any anesthesia!
SoSickWithIt 14
I'd be pretty upset too, if my WoW account got deactivated.
slyace 9
you deserve it. Whoop that ass
AventadorSG 11
looks like someone didnt teach him properly.
redmane 21
Not necessarily. My brother still acts like this but my mother taught him all she could. She's a great mother. He's just wired towards overreacting. It's called Sensory Perception Disorder.
j_cat187 20
Are you sure of his age?