Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
Today, my son threw a temper tantrum and told me I “should have aborted him” and threatened to run away from home. Why? Because I nicely asked him to share his french fries with his sister. My son is 17. FML
Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
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Top comments
BubbleGrunge 18
Sounds like someone still needs his ass whooped! I understand he's 17, but if you want to act like a child than you should be treated like a child!
DDCA 24
What a brat.
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Comments (194)
Crzysht96 3
Did you take his bottle away too? Sounds spoiled!
kennyab 2
Instead of posting on FML, be a parent and discipline your idiot son. He needs his ass beat.
Vinnie500 14
Classic case of parenting gone wrong. Maybe you should pop the breast out of his mouth and stop babying him and he wouldn't act like a spoiled brat.
limitedition 25
Surely you've noticed this behaviour before now? Time to get the boy some help before he's left to his own devices.
ideasrule 13
All of the comments about bad parenting make me question the intelligence of FML commenters. Surely you realize that humans have something called "free will", and that parents can't entirely control a child's personality? The most significant factors affecting a child's personality are genetics and social environment. In comparison, parenting has a very small effect.
limitedition 25
In cases such as these parents can reach out to qualified professionals to help the child be able to function in the world. A parents job is to use every tool available to them to make productive, well adjusted young people.
Trent100 0
That's a load of crap. Parents don't have a minimal part to play - parenting is a huuuge contributing factor to whether a child turns out well or horribly bad, like in this case. A parent can mean well, but still be bad at parenting. Your comment is stupid
caligirllife 11
I would've filmed it. Took pictures or something and then show it to every girl or friend he bring to the house.
btx2 9
Let me guess, He said yolo afterwards. Right?
Hpixiee 23
I think he just might have been that terrified of the Dentist's office, but that definitely shouldn't go unpunished.
yourlordsays 8
ask the dentist to give him sedation for the rest of his life
TheIchiban 11
What a twat. I'd knock his teeth out so he wouldn't have to go to the dentist at all. No more sissy tantrums from that asshole ever again. Just my opinion.