Today, my son threw the biggest fit in history about going to the dentist. He broke a whole stack of plates, overflowed the bathtub, let the dog loose, and kicked his father when he tried to calm him down. My son is 17. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my son is going through a rebellious phase. He's taken to wearing leather and chains, listening to death metal music all day in his room alone, and screaming at me in public places. He was fired from his part-time job for swearing at customers. My son is 29 years old. FML
Today, my son threw a temper tantrum and told me I “should have aborted him” and threatened to run away from home. Why? Because I nicely asked him to share his french fries with his sister. My son is 17. FML
Today, my son had a screaming meltdown because I told him to clean his own room and that I refuse to be treated like his personal maid. He’s 16. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son got so enraged at a fly that kept harassing him, that he ended up slapping himself in the face as it flew by him. This caused him to fall out of his chair, at which point he broke down into a mess of tears, humiliating me in front of everyone. FML
Today, my 14 year-old daughter threw a massive fit over showering. She dislodged the shower curtain rod and threatened to beat us with it if we ever force her to shower again. FML
Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML
Today, my wife asked our 17 year-old son to clean his room. Following up, he lied to his mom and said it was clean. After rechecking his room, he began to throw things and I returned to find holes punched in the walls. I went and patched the holes, after which he immediately kicked more holes. FML
Today, I caught my son trying to punch his own teeth out so he'd get more money from the tooth fairy. FML
Today, I had to go into school for the third time this week because my son is claiming he's on bath salts and biting all his classmates. My son is 16. FML
Today, my 16-year-old son broke two of his fingers playing with Play-Doh. FML
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Top comments
BubbleGrunge 18
Sounds like someone still needs his ass whooped! I understand he's 17, but if you want to act like a child than you should be treated like a child!
DDCA 24
What a brat.
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Comments (194)
lauramagraham 1
your son needs a kicking
twiztedone 19
If this kid isn't autistic then that's what you get for raising such a kid! Whoop that ass and I would've known better!
chocolahtenuvo 1
Well, you raised him.
havok87 11
Boot camp!
DanielleinDC 34
And then she's only scary if you work for her.
Chris455 8
World's greatest freakout kid.
my2centsworth 15
OP, you say, "My son is 17", as if we should be surprised at his age in light of his behavior. I must know at what age you would find this display appropriate?
DanielleinDC 34
Because it's one thing for a four- or five-year-old to have a fit about going to the dentist, but a 17-year-old should know better.
LegendofZelda88 8
I agree with bubble grunge. he needs an ass beating. I'm 25 and if id have done that at at his age id have been kicked right the hell outta my parents house!
ambitiousnygrl 17
Maybe the kid has a mental or learning disability and just can't help themselves. It's hard to make a judgement without all the facts.
ninjajoehenes48 8
Damn i cant blame him. Im 18 but when my parents talk about me going to the dentist, ill lock myself in the room. The dentists are the most evil thing that has ever walked the face if the planet and they need to be exterminated. Need a Dalek for that tho.