Kids: Not now!

Not now!

By Anonymous - 20/09/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2015 00:37 - United States - Plano

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. While I was trying to change into tight jeans, which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled, "It's the Mommy Show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

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By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2010 23:04 - United States

Today, I was at the grocery store with my five year-old son when I had to go to the bathroom. After doing my business and we started walking out of the bathroom, my son loudly announced to the whole store, "Mommy has diarrhea!" FML

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By Bailey - 22/08/2010 06:58 - United States

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was ringing a lady up at the register. I noticed her son was doing the peepee dance, so I rushed the payment process up and handed her the receipt. The little boy says "Mommy" and the mom looks down, then back up at me saying, "Your problem now" and walks out. The boy peed on the floor. FML

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By unemployed - 10/03/2009 02:00 - United States

Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML

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By Herdad - 30/07/2009 11:34 - United States

Today, my two year old daughter did not want to leave the toy store, when I picked her up she started screaming at the top of her lungs, "YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old daughter threw a tantrum in the middle of a store, all because I wouldn't buy her a pushup bra. FML

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By Lydlsis - 30/10/2015 23:53 - United States

Today, while shopping, I suddenly got the terrible urge to use the bathroom. I already had several items and my 5-year-old niece in tow, so I hurried to checkout. I ended up pissing myself. FML

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By shway - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at the grocery with my 4 year-old daughter. She needed me to tie one of her shoes so I bent down. When I was done, I tickled her under the armpit, and she screamed, "Don't touch me there!" Everyone in the store turned to stare. FML

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XRiseToFallAgain 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 12:37

Why do FML's like these always involve kid's dumb word being more trusted than the actual explanation from the adult?

null_fml 11

Sunday 20 September 2009 12:12

Well, she's right... you can't.

Comments

plexico 3

Sunday 20 September 2009 14:09

You should said, "Leave me alone, kid, I'm going to take a dump!" That'll teach the little brat to **** with you in public.

WonderBlunder 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 14:10

I don't really believe it. So what does she think you went into the changing room (with a pair of jeans) for? Teleport?

InfamyX13 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 14:29

Lmao XD sucks 4 you though..FYL

zack767 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 15:50

pull an R.Kelly and pee on her

legit_tofit 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 16:01

Kids say the darnest things.

Drummerboy1234 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 23:26

with the pee pee, and the potty and the no no's and the, ahh you know what I mean.

abbymybowl 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 16:23

I dont understand why people are making all the sexual refrences here. If a mother went shopping with a daughter of that age, it would be unsafe to leave here outside the dressing room where she could wonder off, or worse. And i think its perfectly understandable for a three year old to not be able to grasp the concept of a dressing room quite yet.

MsQTpie 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 16:50

I do not believe that a store would ban you for something a 3 year old said.

doctorseuss 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 16:54

this was on MLIA minus the being kicked out part...

sublime93 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 17:16

And so when they went into the fitting room, and didn't see any piss, they still kicked you out? Bullshit

Cristaderzi 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 17:34

OMG seriously???!!! Id think Id aske for the manger and keep going to that chain of command for having to deal with such Umm whats a word that defines worse that stupid?LOL Yep and if that dont work sue em