Today, my boyfriend of 5 years almost broke up with me. Why? Our one month old's hair is growing in blonde, and we both have dark hair. Did I cheat? No. I had blonde hair as a child until I was 4... As did everyone else born in my family. I guess this factor doesn't count when you're paranoid. FML
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Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating because according to him, our child does not have his hair color, eye color, or other facial features. Our son is five days old, bald and hasn't opened his eyes much. The closest thing I can probably compare him to is an old, wrinkly potato. FML
Today, my girlfriend dyed her hair from blonde to brunette. An hour later, she found one of her blonde hairs on my pillow, and accused me of cheating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 6 months started a bitter fight with me. The cause was me repeatedly refusing to dye my hair the way his beloved ex did. FML
Today, my previously blond boyfriend dyed his hair dark brown and shaved his beard. When he got home, I thought he was an intruder and screamed. Now he thinks I don't love him because I didn't recognize him. FML
Today, I found a very light blonde long hair on my marital bed's pillow. I confronted my husband about it and after hours of arguments and me throwing his stuff out of the house, I found another. Attached to my head. My husband isn't having an affair, I'm just going grey. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I cut my hair short and he didn't want people to think he was gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years broke up with me, all because he thought I was a communist, a sinner, and a terrorist, simply because I think the gay rights are OK, because I agree with some feminists, and because I got blonde highlights in my hair. FML
Today, my husband and I, as well as our two oldest kids, have dark hair. Our youngest came out with very blonde hair, like my older brother's. My husband insists on calling the baby our little “golden-haired Lannister”, no matter how many times I’ve asked him to stop. He thinks it’s hilarious. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he found out I’m a firstborn. My last boyfriend broke up with me because my hair blows in my face when the car window is down, and the one before that broke up with me because I only sleep with one pillow. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
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Witchcraft_fml 4
Aw hell, this is going to start the "YDI, get married first" comments.
Optimistic9 0
You could explain to your BF that two dark-haired people could have a blond child due to recessive genes, or just get a paternity test and make his dumb ass pay for it.
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Comments (326)
lost_romance 0
He'll come back
ambatron 0
Paternity test? Your old baby pictures? and to the "get married first comments" guess what, there is such thing called divorce. *eye roll* it doesn't mean anything anymore. hope things work out for you hun
AntiChrist7 0
YDI for having a boyfriend who is a complete idiot
rachellovesfish 0
Well, at least you didn't commit yourself for the rest of your life to an idiot. Seriously.
epicphaill 1
YLIF i mean is he seriously that dumb to not look at like test and all that crap? n ppl saying YDI ur saying she deserves it becuz her boyfriend is a paranoid freak that hides it from ppl? anyways OP Ur better off without him I hope u and ur child have a good, long, wonderful life :)
___billiejean___ 0
you should have choose better! Get over it...
killyourscene 0
Alot of comments! Wow! Still.... If he liked it, he would have put a ring on it.
keelynsmom 0
That sounds like my life. I had blonde hair when i was little and not its dark, so now the dad says that he's not his. Funny part my son has his dads nose. But i feel for you girl.
Pwibble 2
HI BASIC 3RD FORM BIOLOGY RECESSIVE ALLELES OH MY GOD.
AttilaLopez 0
Take him on the Maury show. It's as simple as that.