Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I went out to eat with friends. My crush was also at the restaurant with his friends. He smiled at me as I took a mouthful of food, and I choked. The waitress had to perform the Heimlich maneuver on me, while he and his friends fell off their chairs laughing. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended up spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, the guy I'm dating took me to a dinner party at a couple's house. Halfway through dinner, I realized they were having the dinner party for the sole purpose of introducing him to their recently single daughter. FML
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML
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backstagebitch 0
This is phrased really badly. I can't tell if he was saying no or yes, because you used the phrase "in no uncertain terms" it makes it seem like he choked while saying yes you are together.
mifo 0
He probably did that because he does like you and wants to be protected against any rejection embarrassment. Sure it's a dick move, but so many people do this because humans are ****** and stupid always.
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Mooshkotola 0
Well if he is a guy you like, and he choked on the food in his haste to tell the other fellow that, in no uncertain terms, you were together-- that's a good thing, no?
thelonelylurker 0
I'm gonna give you a YDI for failing English.
xXStayPrettyXx 0
Today, the guy I liked choked in his haste to confirm that, yes, we are a couple. FML. ...am I missing something?
ForestFire0 1
#24 The problem is that the writer doesn't know the meaning of the tern "in no uncertain terms". She saw the word "no" and assumed it was another way to say no. It's not, but she's trying to say he was denying a relationship.
off_to_work_we_g 0
Dear everybody correcting the op's grammar, Her post says, "by no uncertain terms WERE WE together." Not the "we were" most of you are trying to imply. If you're going to correct someone's grammar, please make sure you've read it right first. Kaythxbai.
joeydifranco 11
That just makes even less sense.
chelseay 0
Omg i can relate to this so much, it hurts so bad.
Julle_fml 0
That could mean two things. Either he really doesn't want to date you, or else he actually does want to date you and was embarresed by the question because you were standing right next to him. I think the last one is the most plausible :)
mattmag 0
I agree with #5 from personal experience.
sadistmonkey 19
26 - It is STILL grammatically incorrect and a confusing sentence to read. kthxbye
hello_77 0
I'm sorry that happened to you... but your comma usage is so wrong! I had to read it several times to figure out what you were saying. Ergo, I'm sending a 'You deserved that one' your way.