Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML
Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML
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hpnerd 0
The "hottest girl in school"? Good thing to know you like her for more than her looks. And you texted her to ask her out? Smart move, Casanova. She sounds dumb though.. try and find yourself someone a bit nicer and ask them out IRL.
Beckers 0
ripped. maybe you should've manned up and asked her IRL
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Comments (116)
qkzp 0
i think it would have been worse if the brother said yes and then she was like 'oh, sorry, my brother stole my phone; the answer's actually no.'
Panicattackx5 0
Here's an idea: Get over it. Asking girls out via text = lose
marycjones 0
YDI for asking via text. Wtf is wrong with you? Go take a chivalry class.
karmas_a_bitch 0
Good thing she's pretty cuz she's not smart don't worry ur way too good for her
spacebeans 0
Got what you deserved for asking over a text. Man up.
mastermadman 0
Yeah? So what? You got rejected by a man? Well, unless you bi or gay, that shouldn't be a problem. You got rejected by a woman not interested in you? The world isn't going to come crashing down around you. I give you huge kudos for getting the courage to ask, though. I had a crush on a really cute girl in HS and I only found the past month or so that she had a huge crush on me, too, and we probably would have hooked up if I had gotten the balls to ask her. I give her kudos for being honest about her phone being taken, and telling you the truth. Be retrospective.
caitxD 0
Ouch. That really sucks. No offense but lol
kirbyviper93 0
Yikes. Your life is SO f**ked.
ass_fml 1
:(
Honda288 2
Sucks 4 you, her brother is gay! HAHAHAHAHA.