Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML
Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said, "Noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via a forwarded text before I could tell her how I felt. FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML
Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML
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hpnerd 0
The "hottest girl in school"? Good thing to know you like her for more than her looks. And you texted her to ask her out? Smart move, Casanova. She sounds dumb though.. try and find yourself someone a bit nicer and ask them out IRL.
Beckers 0
ripped. maybe you should've manned up and asked her IRL
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Comments (116)
DickVanDyke 0
"I really like you, we should date." Christ, keep your pants on Romeo. I'm sure she was practically tearing her shirt and bra off for you over that thought out pick up line. Next time do something romantic and in real life, that's how you get the girl. Write her a ******* poem or play her a song on guitar, not some dinky text. I hope this teaches you a lesson, experience is the best teacher.
tob3000 0
Ask IRL, pussy. YDI is the most fitting way to put this.
Nakedsquirrel 5
That was a retarded thing to text someone with in the first place.
rocket9 0
i love you 45
el211 1
YDI for ever thinking the hottest girl in school would go out with a kid who texts her for a date.
LolCows 0
dude YDI, fking write a note, dont fking text pussy. btw YUR LIEF IZ TOTE RUINDEDEDED
scottie06 0
YDI for texting. Don't write a note or do something roundabout like anyone else suggested either. That's just a lame as texting for most girls. Step up and act with some confidence, ask her to her face. Also it doesn't sound like you even know the girl besides thinking shes hot. Wtf is up with being a creeper? Oh and yea, the girl is retarded. If the brother said exactly what she would've said, why bother sending a second text... Too pointless. Both of you fail.
Wtfisflapdoodle 0
YDI Man up and ask her out in person. I doubt you even got to know her before you did this
jessxoxo28 5
well... that sucks
APit 0
ydi for 1 asking her out over texts and 2 saying "we should date" thats not even asking her out. if i were her id be like nah we shouldnt.