Love: No, just no

No, just no

By misterhippo - 22/04/2009 04:09 - United States

Today, I texted the hottest girl in the school saying, "I really like you, we should date". She responded with a text saying, "Sorry, I'm not into you." I then got a text saying, "Sorry, my brother stole my phone, and answered, but still it's no". I got rejected twice. Once by a man. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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By ... - 04/01/2014 05:25 - United States

Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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Not you, her

By Emily - 05/04/2021 20:00 - United States - Greenville

Today, I told the guy I liked about my feelings, and he says, "Sorry I don’t like you, but can I get your sister's number?" FML

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By Tgreject - 16/08/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I was planning on asking out a girl I've been really close to for a few months now. I was with her when I got a forward text from my friend. It was from the girl and it said "noooo tell him not to ask me out I don't like him." I got rejected via forward text before I told her how I felt. FML

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By ConnorFails - 12/05/2009 01:25 - United States

Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Bilirubin - 20/02/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML

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By JennyAndrews - 05/12/2009 08:44 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed call from him, I call back and his girlfriend answers and says "Hi this is his girlfriend, please stop calling him". FML

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By promdump - 07/03/2009 02:55 - United States

Today, I went to visit my Grandmother, accidentally leaving my phone home during the weekend. When I got back I had 2 texts from my crush. One saying "I want to take the most beautiful girl to prom, go with me?" and the other saying, "Fine fattie, I'll ask someone else." FML

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hpnerd 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:33

The "hottest girl in school"? Good thing to know you like her for more than her looks. And you texted her to ask her out? Smart move, Casanova. She sounds dumb though.. try and find yourself someone a bit nicer and ask them out IRL.

Beckers 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 12:14

ripped. maybe you should've manned up and asked her IRL

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goode48 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 18:58

at least she responded back

nazooer 11

Wednesday 22 April 2009 18:59

YDI You dont TEXT a girl saying "I like you lets date"

thelonelylurker 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:08

So what? Damn teenagers think their little problems are like the end of the world.

Failercoptor 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:26

Nothing ventured nothing gained, but yeah, you should grow some testicles and ask a girl IRL

nerdlover 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:26

"I really like you, we should date"... srsly? YDI

pewpz 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:28

You sound stupid by starting this off with "I texted the hottest girl in school" Texting is dumb, and you shouldn't choose dates by how "hot" they are. I bet she had the T&A, eh? Also, you usually ASK a girl if she wants to date you.

neverland_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 19:41

Thus proving that popular high school girls are nothing but vapid, bobble-headed bitches. She didn't even give you the time of day, she's much too busy with her popular duties to be bothered by someone so far beneath her wonderful, beautiful self. It was stupid to ask so impersonally, but OP would have been rejected anyway, even if he went out of his way in person. Doing so will only make the dumb bitch think she's that much more entitle to people fawning over her, even when they "know" they have no chance. :| Stop looking for that "hot" girl and her herpes and look for a lovely lady with class.

withered 30

Saturday 10 February 2018 13:09

Why is she a bitch? She has no obligation to give anyone a time of her day. Why should she? Cause some douche finds her hot? He asked her out just based on her looks and somehow she is the bitch? I guess you got rejected a lot and are bitter because of it. People have ZERO obligations to give you time of their day, especially when you're nobody to them. And they have all the right to reject people for whatever reason. Get over it. Don't ask people out if you can't deal with rejection.