Miscellaneous: No cussing - FML

No cussing

By jdsksoapy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2020 16:58

Today, our house caught fire. While trying to help my mom get to safety, the word "fuck" accidentally escaped my mouth. Once we were safe, she said I was grounded for swearing. I'm 19. FML

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You deserved it 164

By libraries are a girl's best friend - 19/07/2013 21:53 - United States - Elizabethtown

Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML

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By siikman313 - 12/09/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

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You deserved it 3 943

You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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By dadyoureacunt - 21/09/2013 13:10 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML

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Not your day, is it?

By hiheyaiden - 03/03/2022 23:00 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mom kept swearing and punished me while I was in an online lesson. I almost got punished by the teacher as well. FML

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You deserved it 87

By properpissed - 03/06/2014 15:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML

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You deserved it 10 162

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By Red Toad - 26/12/2020 20:59 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML

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You deserved it 117

By not saying it was whores, but... - 16/10/2014 20:32 - United States

Today, I accidentally belched at the dinner table. At age 22, I got sent to my room with no dessert by my parents. FML

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You deserved it 9 126

By minikat - 02/06/2018 15:00

Today, my parents woke me up and grounded me for the "disrespectful" things I said to them in my sleep. Apparently I say these things every night, and each time I do they extend the grounding. FML

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SwordSlasher 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:09

Fail parents -_-

drimpossible 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 1:10

Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"

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bretagneluv 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:09

its so good to know that someones parents are worse than mine. sucks for you but take solace in the fact that you made me feel better!

Bear_Sandwich 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:11

get out of your house. like now lol

Revan_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:13

When they are sleeping put some soap in your parents mouth. See how they like it.

jafar_fml 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:18

seriously, if you can not metally bring yourself to resist, or if you want to but arent physically strong enough to resist, you need to take a good hard look at your life.

BEB131 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:19

LOl tell your parents that u put this on **** MY LIFE

craigahh 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:25

lol @ #20

poopooface 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:45

I hate parents like those. Hell isn't even that much of a bad word. I get a 20 minute lecture if I accidentally even BEGIN to say "****" so I know what it's like... But seriously... wouldn't you stand up to them if they tried to wash your mouth with soap?

420hiadventurer 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:45

you said h***?!?!?! *gasp*

devondv 5

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:47

# 11 that is so funny. Thanks for posting that.

louisianagrrrrl 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 4:50

If you're 19 and you let them do that to you, it's your own fault

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Today, I went to work using the train. While on the train, I fell asleep. I woke up 130km late. FML

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Today, I'm a hotel housekeeper. I was warned by the manager that one of the rooms was "horrible." When I got to said room, I understood: what he meant; it looked as though it was raided by a drunken caveman. It took my friend and I almost an hour to clean it up completely. At least the "caveman" left a $2.00 tip. FML

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Today, while I was walking home, a homeless man saw me and didn't ask for change, but how much I charged. FML

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend getting it on with the neighbour's daughter. As soon as he saw me, he started singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy, completely naked, still sitting with the girl. FML

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Today, I sat to the right of a girl I really like. I passed her a note asking her to homecoming. She read it, then hurriedly passed it to a hideous girl sitting on her left, who said yes, then hugged me. FML

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