No cussing

By jdsksoapy - 30/03/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my parents punished me and made me wash my mouth out with soap for cursing. I'm almost 19. I said the word "Hell". FML
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SwordSlasher 0

Fail parents -_-

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drimpossible 0

Try "Heck!" or if really moved "Fiddlesticks!"

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freddie_fml 0

Time to leave home, buddy. Your of an age where you can be supporting yourself, your parents shouldn't be able to keep you under their thumbs like this any longer.

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Phillay632 0

Perhaps you should watch your ******' mouth?

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rinaldy 0

yikes i think it's time to find a life of ur own my friend

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jalaluddin 0

...and you actually did it?

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Golden_fml 1

My dad's favorite word to use is "fuckshit." Very different parents, that sucks.

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BeccaTheAwesome 0

Tell your parents that you're a gay, pro-choice, atheist. Then, go to the store and get fake piercings and temporary tattoos. Then, tell them to, "Leave me the **** alone, I'm motherfucking 19 now, you can't control me, assholes." Oh, and leave around a few condoms in your room, one opened wrapper, and listen to their least favorite music (preferably a song about the devil or something of that nature). :D And THEN move out. Guaranteed for some good laughs.

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starshine3987 0

Time to MOOOVVVVEEEE OOOOUUUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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xiloveyoux3 0

uhm, those are some uptight parents. I wonder how it is to live with them.

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PlasticShark 0

To everyone who is saying "move out" and "leave", that's easy for you all to just say, but moving out requires a lot of money, planning and isn't something that everyone can just "do instantly", sheesh...

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