Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML
Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML
Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML
Today, I was awoken at 3am by hotel management to tell me they received complaints about me from every room within 30 yards of mine, including from the floors above and below me. What was my crime? Snoring loud enough to rattle windows on the other side of the building. FML
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
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heartbrakej 0
well that was nice of them to apologize
Crlnprz 11
Don't lie you had a great time, you probably masturbated to them and their noises.
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Comments (112)
Thisismypchere 8
I feel for you. I too have to live with this shit every night. A man just can't get his sleep no more.
TheVofStee 0
At least they apologized lol don't be jealous because you weren't getting any haha jk :)
imscarfacecokdup 0
lol
shihan123 0
pit
pwlittleangel 8
What a pity, you should have asked to join them. Theres always next time ;)
jordanlr1234 6
What you do is sneak in, with a video camera (not actually filming) then scare them by jumping out or bursting in the room, then blackmail them to shut it or you'll put the "video" online. Trust me it works!
gptrash420 0
If you're gonna do that you might as well just ******* record it.
gptrash420 0
next time instead of crying, get off your ball-less ass and slam your unit in her mouth to make her shut up. You still won't get any sleep, but hey, at least you'll get your load swallowed.
MetalMayhem 2
Toss a load on his gf while they're sleeping!
nicole2246 8
After you had just said you were kept up ALL night, why would you say they woke you up?!
vickill 0
Do the samething to him but get a girl that makes more noes m
Oiliver 0
Improper grammar