Today, after being kept awake all night by my house-mate and his girlfriend, they woke me at the crack of dawn to apologize for being so loud. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML
Today, I was woken up at 2 a.m. by my roommates throwing a party down the hall. I put some earplugs in so I could get some rest for my 8 a.m final. They worked really well, so well in fact that I didn't hear my alarm and woke up at noon. FML
Today, my neighbours had an extremely loud party, which began at midnight and didn't end until 6. I know this because I had a 15 minute sleep, seeing as I had to wake up at quarter past. FML
Today, I wanted to sleep in after a rough week, only to be woken up by my roommate's sex screams and the pounding of her bed against the wall. Earplugs did not help. FML
Today, I was woken up by my sister and her husband pretending to make moaning sounds in the room next to mine. I began to make moaning sounds as well to fight back. It turns out the "moaning" was actually their dogs snoring down stairs. Breakfast was awkward. FML
Today, just like every other day, I was woken up 2 hours earlier than I needed to be, by the alarm belonging to my upstairs neighbors. They won't wake up until their real alarm goes off: me, pounding the walls and yelling in frustration. FML
Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML
Today, I was awoken at 3am by hotel management to tell me they received complaints about me from every room within 30 yards of mine, including from the floors above and below me. What was my crime? Snoring loud enough to rattle windows on the other side of the building. FML
Today, my roommate's extremely loud and obnoxious alarm went off six times, waking me up each time, before she finally gave up on hitting the snooze button and went back to sleep for good. FML
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
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heartbrakej 0
well that was nice of them to apologize
Crlnprz 11
Don't lie you had a great time, you probably masturbated to them and their noises.
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Rikkai 0
At least they apologized!
jonn090 13
Next time they do it just buy at least a half of dozen rats from the store and release them into their place I'm sure u will get some real fun that's what I would do
Slim2306 10
OP said house-mate... Ergo it's his house too. Putting rats in your own house is foolish.
ihatemekay 6
Atleast they apoligized?
Lakers2481 0
Atleast they were having fun
triggerit 5
You are lying op... Can not be awake all night and when waked up by
FLAMERSLAYER 5
so you be happy they apologized, what nice people
steveakafranxy 7
Whoever thumbed this down does not understand the concept of sarcasm.
tj4234 36
You should have joined in with them
PuffPuffPass69 7
Legit the same exact thing happened to me last week
Dorkee_Moi 11
you should wake them up at the crack of dawn to tell them that there are no hard feelings
perdix 31
Ask your house-mate to lend you his girlfriend as a piece offering, er, I mean, peace offering, and then you'll think about forgiveness.