Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, never mind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
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plethora 3
"You smell funny" in kidspeak does not necessarily mean "You have BO". It could mean "I don't like your perfume".
24788 7
Kids are brutally honest.
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Comments (88)
Sessee 4
#1 You fail for: 1. Saying first. 2. Stating that you say "first" for the hell of it. :D
lilpartyguy 0
you should wash your ******
LunaVachonFan95 0
Haha,ouch. Kids are so honest,too honest,actually. FYL ;)
imnotkidding_fml 0
you deserve it for stinking so bad
mehwhateverr 0
Aw :( FYL.
whudafxup 0
Must be true. Kids say what they think and the blatant truth. FYL though.
mimblewimble_fml 0
YDI for smelling funny.
Rawro_O 0
Mmmm Yewz got a perdy mouth and you smell just fine t me @_@
breaksprinter_ 0
I am almost certain you spelled her name wrong. Fail. [But certainly not epic]
Doctor_X17 0
you can spell that name Lindsay, Lindsey, or Lindsy... possibly more ways than that. though i've seen all 3.
dianeface 0
#14 is right. that girl probably thinks her sweaty pits smell good after playing in the dirt all day. Don't worry about it.