Today, a little girl came up to me and said, "Hi, my name is Lindsey, let's be friends!" I thought she was cute, so I played along and said, "OK! My name is Jen!" Her reply was, "Wait, never mind, I don't want to be friends anymore. You smell funny." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML
Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, a little girl walked up to me at Target and asked me what my name was. I smiled and told her my name was Kristen. She looked at the skirt I was wearing and said, "Kristen, can you wear pants tomorrow?" FML
Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML
Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML
Today, I was walking into class when the guy i like walked in and said "Gross it smells like grandma in here. What, did someone bathe in their perfume today?" I was the only girl in the room and I just bought new perfume. I thought I smelled good, apparently I didn't. FML
Today, a girl said hi to me very enthusiastically at school, and I heard her friends laughing afterward. I was too lazy to put in my contact lenses this morning so I couldn't tell who it was. FML
Today, I went to the mall. A little girl was walking around and telling everyone that they were pretty. When she got to me, she gave me a disgusted look and walked away. FML
Today, I realised that I have fallen for the most amazing girl. She's good looking, has a great personality, she's funny and is a hit with all my friends but she doesn't seem to realise she has a body odor problem. FML
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plethora 3
"You smell funny" in kidspeak does not necessarily mean "You have BO". It could mean "I don't like your perfume".
24788 7
Kids are brutally honest.
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Comments (88)
alexgisforme3 0
loooool. yeah number 14 is right, the kid probly just didnt like the particular scent you smelled like.
AtoZnumbersand_ 1
Lmao. Reminds me of when i was at my grandparents house and my nephew told me to open my mouth and smile. He had a worried look on his face so i asked him what was wrong. he said "teeth aren't supposed to be yellow." fml.
Cheatx 0
So many of these FML, could have been prevented if people practiced oral hygiene...
laura171717 0
17 FTW! OP - I'm guessing since she hadn't realized the odor until after you spoke that it was probably your breath. Maybe you should brush more often...
JackR1104 0
#1, #2, #4, #9, #12, #20, #24 All of you, and anyone else who replies with some shit about getting perfume etc. please read #14's comment.
kellster 2
What do you smell like that's so offensive? Look into that, I guess!
pancakelover 0
Smell ya, shouldn't have to tell ya!
lilactress717 1
haha. Number 14 is totally right, I hadn't thought of that! Good thinking! =D
yer_maw 1
maybe you smelled like sex!....PEDO ko btw ;D
buttercup707 0
haha #30