Nice imagery

By nekogirl15 - 27/10/2011 01:38 - United States

Today, I convinced my best friend to talk to the guy I like at work to find out if he was interested in me. She came back ten minutes later, and told me he said he'd never be able to date me. Apparently, kissing me "would be like making out with Mother Teresa's corpse." FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 377
You deserved it 3 839

Same thing different taste

Comments

Very creative and descriptive. Maybe use some blush to add color and look less corpse like?

Don't you say that, she's a saint! (movie reference for those who care)

d_ele 0

Just take it to mean that he thinks you're too sacred for him to touch, OP. Don't stress too much ;)

KaskStunter 4

Maybe he thought your friend likes him and her question was a test. The bad thing here is now that he said it, he can't take it back because he'll loose face.

CaliGali 9

He sounds like a mean ass, you are probably better off without him...and every time you see him turn your back on him, it's a way of saying "kiss my ass" lol

The_creator_fml 2
FMLsOhilarious 6

#30 There is no "good way" with a comment like that. FYL OP. Maybe this is your wake-up call.

Heebles 2

Wow.. There's just no words to describe that.