Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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Malkria 1
What an ass...
MissIconic 8
Try a girl friend but not before smacking that horndog upside the head.
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Comments (116)
andiewithlove 21
Here lies chivalry. R.I.P
downtime 13
And its about time. That ****** has been on life support for too long.
Beezy1216 3
Don't lose hope, there are still a few left. At least one or two right? Right? Anyone there? smh
S182 15
Factual fact, because as we all know there is not one guy left anywhere in the world that could be described as chivalrous.
theluckyones 10
Chivalry is dead.. But it's us women who killed it.
americanafrican 32
#98 that's the truth. then most women complain about no one having it
xZoeAmethystx 12
Boys will be boys?
SlackerEmeritus 13
This is never an acceptable explanation.
porkpiehat 8
Yes it is, you just don't have any balls.
TGuzzy610 4
he wants you to "confort" him more than the other way around
thugzy510 0
That's one way to comfort him lol Ohhh you mean you
eshaa 5
Aww im sorry./: you should've slapped him!
hotcaligirl 10
I hate that shit. Trying to take advantage by offering to be a good "friend".
wildsweetchild 19
Pure friendship with opposite sex is rare...most of the time one of two is hoping for more. This case clearly shows it... apparently he thought that the day had come for him to finally get more.
pmr1990 12
YDI for not understanding how male friends work. They either want to have sex with you, or use you to have sex with your friends, end of story. Get a girl friend to comfort you instead if you wanted emotional support.
zandalee 20
58- you're twelve aren't you? Isn't it time for beddy-byes? :)
SlackerEmeritus 13
Time to send that fellow on his way, OP. Preferably with a solid kick to the ass.
LittleGreenPaola 23
Simply disgusting.