Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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Top comments
Malkria 1
What an ass...
MissIconic 8
Try a girl friend but not before smacking that horndog upside the head.
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Comments (116)
foxpug 24
Wow... This kinda makes me feel embarrassed on behalf of my gender. I'm so sorry, OP. Too many guys are like this these days, total slaves to their base instincts and/or have a skewed view of reality that's been ruined by ****. Don't lose heart, though. Positive 1 is that you don't have to waste time with a false friend anymore. Positive 2 is that the guys like him, though it may seem like it, are not the male majority. You don't see the good ones as much because they don't really stand out until you get to know them.
sharond23 10
What a dick head.