Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. I was pretty upset, so one of my guy friends offered to comfort me and get some ice cream. Apparently his definition of "comforting" is to feel my tits and try to get me to give him head. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after getting dumped by my boyfriend, I tried to find comfort in one of my closest friends. He embraced me while I struggled against tears, and after a few moments of silence said, "Hey, you know what? I would fuck you anytime. Anytime." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 7 months broke up with me, and then asked if I'd give him head one last time before he left. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that he wanted to get some action before he broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He decided that the best time would be while I was giving him a blowjob. He then seemed confused as to why I didn't finish. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my boyfriend. The only thing he could think of to cheer me up was to give me "permission" to give him a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
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Top comments
Malkria 1
What an ass...
MissIconic 8
Try a girl friend but not before smacking that horndog upside the head.
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Comments (116)
dr3amcatchr 2
The nun is right
hasanmortada 3
He had to get out from the friendzone :p
Alastrina_fml 20
Some "friend"....I really hope you jammed the ice cream on his exposed crotch REALLY hard. No self respecting guy should take advantage of a woman like that and those that do deserve to be beaten with a crowbar.
mrcummins21 0
Smart man
wikedjest 0
ouch that was wrong and not a real friend
IronTran 0
i don't think he was talking about your everyday vanilla icecream...
Laxoxo224 8
Sounds like a pretty douchy "friend"
jackspezzle 7
Shouldn't have called a guy friend
melkymac101 17
And the problem is...?
LyricaSilvan 30
That's when you punch him in said "head" and walk away.