Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the only reason my parents have been letting me hang out with my friends so late is so they can search my room for drugs. FML
Today, I found out my parents have a list of everything I have ever Googled. FML
Today, my parents posted nasty comments about each other on Facebook. I think they might secretly be 12 year-olds. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML
Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML
Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
Today, I found a picture on my phone of me and my best friend that I didn't take. Turns out my dad did, from behind, and it got onto my Google photo backup, which means that he was logged in to my Gmail from his phone when he did it. And my family wonders why I don't trust them. FML
Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML
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Top comments
sabrinaacrow 26
Paranoid parents are the worst
Voij 16
Can somewhat understand the fear of your parents... I mean, if you were up to no good, then you soon might start making trouble in their neighbourhood.
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Comments (66)
ecascio2010 9
How old are you? And why are you parents worried about a Facebook page? There are more things to be worried about. Your parents need to chill out and stay out of your business.
samcarroll 9
awhh, I couldn't stand that. my parents are chill
Jemm_fml 29
Serves you right for being a responsible kid who doesn't give anyone trouble, amirite? Ugh, sometimes parents are just asking for it. They should be grateful for a kid like you.
EvilUndead 9
If you're adult, password-protect your computer, and install locks into your doors and windows. If you are not an adult (yet), password-protect your pc. Oh, and for sensitive stuff on your computer there's TrueCrypt.
Getspmak 15
Big brother is watching you!
jman26 11
Dude how old are you? That sucks
dyehardxen 19
Double FML. Parents that can't trust you and no friends. Although, not everyone has a Facebook.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
That's kind of an insult and a compliment at the same time. At least you know they are spying on you.
buckdharma 38
You should stop talking about extended forecasts with your 2nd cousin. Yeah, that's just weird.
Pyapi 20
So, they went to check your browser history but didn't bother to check your facebook conversations? Doesn't really make much sense... I mean, you don't HAVE to be friends in order to be in the same group (Invisible group), event, or to even have an inbox with another person.
aok0989 10
Yes, but by checking their history they would have seen anyone they were messaging. Messages show up in history.
Pyapi 20
What do you know, you learn something new everyday! Funny how I never realized they showed up :P