Mutilated

By MissYouPieceOfSkin - 27/11/2013 08:44 - United States - Kirkland

Today, I had a nightmare in which I was haunted by the ghost of my foreskin. I then spent the whole day moping around, wondering what my life would've been like if my parents hadn't opted to slice it off. Will I see you in heaven, long-lost ghostly foreskin? FML
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thehumanlyhuman 7

Your foreskin was... alive? Circumcision guilt?

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Xotoolyxo 16

Of all the things you could be depressed about...

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amisenho 11

Maybe you were being visited by the Ghost of Christmas Yet to...Come...

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Sharky353 3

If there was a FML Oscar, I would give it to you.

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yellowzinnias 20

I am going to print this and save it so that one day, when my husband asks why we're not circumsizing our son, I can pull it out and say, "well, honey...it's a little foreskin now, or thousands for therapy later..."

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maty172 14

Thousands in antibiotics for infections he might get with his foreskin. You are endangering your child.

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fluffycatsdad 33

So not only are you a foreskin-phobe, you fail to see the problem with having to pay thousands of (presumably) dollars for medication to treat a condition that affects a tiny minority of uncircumcised people. Personally, I'd be more annoyed about getting ripped off than getting my 'skin ripped off!

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paolino_fml 18

What kind of drugs did you do before this?

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zoyeeverett 7

I just died from laughing lmao, I'll see your foreskin in heaven I guess ha

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