Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML I agree, your life sucks 29041 I agree, your life sucks 29041 You deserved it 95139 You deserved it 95139 2 1 3 63 By kas - / Thursday 30 April 2009 17:41 / United States
Today, my friend and I offered a hot girl a lift home from campus. I was sitting in the passenger seat and she climbed in behind me. As I adjusted my seat... I agree, your life sucks 27907 I agree, your life sucks 27907 You deserved it 4212 You deserved it 4212 95
Today, the police posted a description of the car of a child abductor. As everyone slowed down to read the billboard, I realized that the car's description... I agree, your life sucks 63271 I agree, your life sucks 63271 You deserved it 2680 You deserved it 2680 66
Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation... I agree, your life sucks 21811 I agree, your life sucks 21811 You deserved it 96839 You deserved it 96839 323
Australia Today, I am yet again doing two management jobs for minimum wage. Whilst drowning in paperwork, a coworker asked me asked me to "be a dear" and file and...
Today, my motor blew in my car in the middle of the road. An officer showed up and called a tow, saying we could not wait for my girlfriend's insurance.... I agree, your life sucks 4 I agree, your life sucks 4 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
United Kingdom Today, my partner heard the cat about to puke and shoved her off the bed. I found this out in the morning. With my foot. FML
United Kingdom Today, I sharted. While I was naked. Standing on a new carpet in my girlfriend's bedroom. In front of my girlfriend. FML
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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