Missed opportunities

By say what?! - 10/04/2020 08:00

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Today, I got a text from a female friend saying, "So bored, come over, let's fuck.” Knowing her sense of humor, I laughed it off and sarcastically replied, "On my way!” About an hour later, I got a message from her husband asking what was taking me so long. They really wanted a threesome. FML
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You deserved it 508

Same thing different taste

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Well if you're into it, go join them! Otherwise just explain that you thought it was a joke and you think it's a better idea not to cross friendship boundaries.

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Well if you're into it, go join them! Otherwise just explain that you thought it was a joke and you think it's a better idea not to cross friendship boundaries.

Good advice. But in either case, re-read my comment.

shoulda headed on over then, what did you do?

Social distancing: They're doing it wrong.

WistayShlaio82 13

And just like that, you’re as much of a loser as I am. I’m 37 and still a virgin. Welcome to the club, loser.