Today, my mom walked into the bathroom while I was taking a pic to send to my long-distance boyfriend. She then told me I would go to hell for flaunting myself at guys. I was fully clothed, sending a pic to see if he liked my new haircut. That and I'm 21. FML
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Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, my mom walked in on me shaving the tops of my legs. She called me a freak, since apparently women aren’t even supposed to grow hair there. FML
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the Devil tempted her. FML
Today, I was taking a selfie. My grandma saw me, then after smirking to herself, she went and told my parents that I was "doing that sexting thing". They believed her and grounded me, even after I showed that all my photos and sent messages were totally innocent. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom changing. She was trying on a thong my boyfriend bought me for Valentine's Day. It looks better on her. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. My mom thinks it's ok to just walk in on someone when they are in there so she decides to take a crap. The worst part is she thought it would be less awkward to talk to me. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting for him to get out of the shower. Bored, I sent my friend a picture of myself pretending to make out with his bear rug. After the photo shoot, I looked in the doorway to find his dad staring at me. FML
Today, my mom called me a slut after she found out I sleep naked. This is how desperate she is for any excuse to yell at me. FML
Today, I had to explain to my mother that a lace mini-dress with an obscene amount of cleavage was not appropriate to wear while meeting my boyfriend's parents. She called me an "annoying prude" and said that with my attitude, I don't deserve to have a man. FML
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Top comments
Mads_1234 28
It's your right to send him pictures. She has no say in it, especially if you wanted to see if he liked your haircut. Just ignore her.
Violetear 19
Seems like the kind of mother who'd say you'll go to hell for wearing a sleeveless shirt. Feel bad for the OP.
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Comments (92)
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Oh OP, you dirty little minx
DocBastard 40
I'm right here.
protoskore 27
Rent and watch the movie Carrie (the original from 1976) with your mother, than go around making eerie references to the mother in the film.
AngrySailor 17
I feel for you on the long distance deal and your mom sounds like she over reacted BUT... Whats with all you girls taking pics in the bathroom???!!! This has become some strange female ritual. Seeing your toilet (as we do in most of these pics) isn't hot!
kingdomgirl94 29
well... in this case I think it may have something to do with a mirror...
sulitak 27
None of my bathroom pics ever include a toilet. I usually use the mirror to help point the camera so I don't have to take a bunch to get a good one. But yes, it is a strange ritual. as is duck face.
buckeyed 20
ive seen many a man "flexing" in front of his shitter for a phone pic as well
buckdharma 38
Maybe holding your cell phone out, along with your pixie hair-cut made you look like Hitler.
inthedopeshow 17
I cannot imagine, under any circumstances, Hitler's hair falling into the category of "pixie cut"...
avapaige1234 19
Sounds like my mom. Sometimes she would even say, "Don't have sex, or else you'll die."
MlleMC_fml 19
How come she isn't dead then?
VeganVampyre 27
Immaculate conception, of course.
Cazz91 21
Damn OP, I thought I was the provocative one by showing off some fingers to people that deserved it but your new hairstyle really takes the cut. Shame on you! On a more serious note, maybe try having a heart to heart talk with your mother about life and show her what a real "flaunting" lady looks like.
strike2867 13
Do I speak for any other guys when I say we don't care about your haircut above your waist?
kawaiixalice 15
No.
strike2867 13
I'm honestly surprised. I personally can't tell when my girlfriend has cut her hair. One time she asked me if I liked her new haircut, I replied it was great, she had cut it over 2 months ago. I guess I'm just strange.
ethanman82 8
i guess you put your self (puts on sunglasses.) in a hairy situation
Old_Iron_Sides 6
21? Past time to move out!
TogeBara 12
maybe your time to move out, was her time to visit her mom. Idiot, you don't know her situation and you have no right to talk about how she should live. Maybe she can't afford it even with a job, maybe she WANTS to move out, but can't due to extenuating circumstances. Don't be a jerk.
jeepers_1 21
She could also just be lazy... YOU don't know either, so stop criticizing other people when you know just as much as they do!
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Maybe OP doesn't even want to move out! Maybe, despite a few little things like this, she is actually close with her Mother, or maybe she is close with her Father! Some people actually consider their parents good friends, and so, staying with their parents is like having a roommate who is a good friend. As for #54, the thing is that #31 is making kind of rude assumptions and accusations, the person after them is just trying to say that OP might not be in a bad situation at all.