Love: Messenger blues

Messenger blues

By jake - 27/06/2009 21:11 - Denmark

Today, it's been a few days since I decided to give this girl I like the silent treatment. I've been messaging off and on with her for a few weeks, but decided to stop for a bit, just to seem mysterious. When I logged on Facebook today, her status was, "So happy that annoying guy has stopped writing to me!" FML

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By kaybax - 19/11/2011 11:42 - South Africa

Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 17:15 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "Happy Birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

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Who the **** are you?

By Anonymous - 18/10/2020 02:02

Today, I finally mustered up the courage to send a message to the girl I've been crushing on for years. I'm now blocked. FML

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Either/Or

By Confused - 09/05/2022 14:00

Today, my long distance girlfriend finally responded to me, after a week of silence. Unfortunately, the response was to block me. I'm pretty sure she has found someone else, but doesn't want to tell me. FML

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My FP

By Anonymous - 25/10/2021 02:00 - United States

Today, it's been a week since the last time I talked to the person I care about the most. We've been fighting for 2 months and he hasn't even opened the last message I sent him. I went completely radio silent as part of a bet, because others are convinced that he'll miss me. I don't think he's noticed. FML

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Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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Thanks for nothing

By BrittanyP - 25/06/2023 12:00

Today, after being so jaded by failed relationships, I'd given a guy who slid into my Facebook Messenger a chance. We'd entered the talking stage, only to be told four months later that he’s found a girlfriend, and no longer wants to continue this interaction and blocked me. FML

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Under my thumb

By Anonymous - 09/12/2024 05:00 - United States - Upland

Today, the girl I love who friendzoned me called to talk. She shared the marvelous things she'd done for her friend's birthday, then said, "You had a recent birthday too." Then she laughed. We'd talked multiple times without her mentioning my birthday. She ignored it on Facebook. Time for no contact. FML

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What? How? When?

By Anonymous - 06/03/2022 10:00

Today, I got broken up with by someone I wasn't even dating. They had gone radio silent for two weeks and just popped in to say it was "better to be honest" instead of radio silence. FML

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Time to move on

By Anonymous - 22/02/2023 10:00 - United States - Boulder

Today, it's been a year since the girl I'm madly in love with completely cut off all communication with me. She called me crying a year ago, saying she couldn't do the long-distance, unaware I was planning on moving closer to her. Not once has she reached out, and has a girlfriend now. I think about her every night. FML

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geminidad 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:48

Just because you like her obviously doesn't mean she likes you :P

grungecat 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 2:50

You give her the silent treatment and expect her to nice to you?

Comments

Hjelloo 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 7:12

If you're so annoying, why did she engage in constant conversations with you? Sounds like the passive-aggressive type.

Irma483 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 15:52

well i did this before ( sorry but u boys are so annoying sometime ) XD

Shadow14l 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 22:27

YDI creeper...

MrFagHole 0

Monday 22 February 2010 8:21

go give her a rose and chocolates

LaL26 4

Sunday 23 January 2011 16:16

mysterious ??? you looked like a creep without stopping writing to her ! fhl poor girl !

nick3600 22

Saturday 5 March 2011 1:42

LOLOLOL PPPPPPPPWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNN33333333DDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ajsciri4 0

Wednesday 18 May 2011 13:40

ydi for being an oddity of society

MrJojobinks 6

Wednesday 6 July 2011 5:32

why are to so weird? UFO

rockerbaby05 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:19

ha ydi I had the same problem and guys like u need to get a life. this guy that idk how he even got on my Facebook doesn't get that there is never gonna be anything between us. he acts so immature like u. u just need to grow up.