Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML
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DealerCamel 2
She could've just said "I have a boyfriend," I suppose. But that would have made too much sense.
FMLemur 4
Severe cockblockage.
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Comments (108)
G0odgrief 0
no big loss. you don't want a girl who plays so many games she can't even be upfront about having a boyfriend
Estapc 3
True no big loss, wait I guess you lost your pride, confidence, and perhaps a little respect. But hell you might gain a black eye (maybe two) some bruised ribs or a new friend. The sky's the limit.
G0odgrief 0
sweet Jesus if you can lose all that b/c of one embarrassing dating moment you're going to be single for a really long time
nofearjenshere 12
If you knew she had a boyfriend, YDI. If not, FYL, she's a bitch for doing that.
SneakyWabbit 0
I'm Jen & I like it when you thumb me up the ass.
Dracoboxer357 36
53- Hi, I'm Draco, and I'd like to bust my foot off in your ass for being one. :p You got nothing better to do than harass some girl over her profile page? Grow the **** up.
Llama_Face89 34
Well it said OP "found out the hard way" that the girl has a boyfriend so I think it's safe to assume he was unaware.
Llama_Face89 34
Crap I misread the post...I've really gotta stop commenting when I'm half asleep...my apologies.
Madcatstolper 1
i would start things like have she done weird sex stuff to you like she does to me? or like what's her deal with dog fantasy?
kkjkidonthate 4
Ummm wtf is this?
idoam 8
I don't even think the Doc could translate this one.
Dracoboxer357 36
I think I can borrow Doc's idiot/english translator here: 13 is saying he'd pretend he already slept with the girl in question and start asking her boyfriend his opinions on made up specifics of sexual acts that she supposedly enjoys. Dog fantasies and such, I guess. Personally, I think doing that would get your ass kicked for provoking the guy as he's not likely to believe you in the least, but hey 13, give it a try and let me know bow that goes.
Dracoboxer357 36
Side comment: 55- I admit, I creeped your profile, and would like to guess your age. Thinking from your mannerisms of writing, you are an old soul living in a 17 year olds body. Close?
boredfishing 0
No way! I've done that, seriously... Got this girl's number and it turned out to be her boyfriend's. (lucky I called instead of trxted) explained that I was trying to reach her to complain that she gave me a rash and demanded money for my prescription.
idoam 8
67, you aren't terribly far off, but you pinned me for younger than I am. I am honored that I have been deemed worth creeping.
gracehi 33
Did you know she had a boyfriend? If so, FYL. She should have told you that when you asked for her number. If you did know, YDI. Guess she wanted her boyfriend to "take care of you" for her.
gaffer_94 5
Repost!
Sidel 11
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
Sidel 11
Wait. No. Sorry, my fault for reading it wrong.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I think you dodged a bullet there; she sounds like a bitch. FYL.
TheThree 0
You devil worshipper.
Estapc 3
I hope the "boyfriend" has a sense of humor. If not, I hope you have a solid right hook.
shovelface1990 4
Can't go wrong with a few stiff jabs and a right hook to the liver.
KaelaKhaotic 5
I wonder what OP exactly said.
ididntdoit1980 8
At least you didn't send any nude pics but could've been worse and gotten his in return.
ezelisko 1
verbally punch her in her thundercunt. dumb hitched who try that shit instead of being a grown woman about it deserve that.
Nightmayre 7
This guy's right, and doesn't really deserve those down thumbs for an unfortunate autocorrect on "bitches", now does he?
loopsy_fml 14
At least she didn't give you the rejection hotline! Btw, it's real
BruisedGiraffe 15
I have them memorized, that way if a girl tries to pull it I can loudly call them out on it and make them feel uncomfortable
loopsy_fml 14
I know someone who has it on their cell. They have a bunch of other ones, too. Like how to keep an idiot occupied. They are funny