Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I locked myself, drunk and naked, out of my hotel room. FML
Today, I fell in the shower and the doors jammed shut. I was stuck in there for hours, waiting for my parents to come home. They had to open the door for me while I was still naked inside. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, while looking at a house to buy, I opened a bathroom door. There was a naked man on the toilet. FML
Today, I thought I was home alone so I went to take a shower and left my door open. My dog came in, stole my bra, and ran out of my bathroom. I jumped out and followed him, only to find out that my brother had two of his friends over. They all saw me naked, and my dog had my bra in his mouth. FML
Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
Today, while trying to get over all the emotional things I've been going through, I forgot that my bedroom door was open and here my silly behind was dancing in my underwear while my roommate watched on. FML
Today, a staff member entered my room, thinking it was empty. I was naked. This is the second time something like this has happened in the week I have lived here. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I needed to relax, so I ordered room service at my hotel. When I was finished, I went to put the tray outside, not thinking about needing a key to get back in. I locked myself out of my room, wearing smiley face underwear in a $250 a night hotel. I had to go to the lobby to get a new key. FML
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Top comments
JMichael 26
Housekeeping. I get involved?
Hammer1722 19
What a hairy situation you find yourself in!
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Comments (70)
GhostFox 34
Knock next time? Even when I memorize hotel/doctor room numbers, I still knock to double check.
Keiraquarium 12
Why on earth did they have the door wedged open while they were naked and hairy?
Keiraquarium 12
It wouldn't have made a difference. I was merely using OP's words.
kbecks87 16
How do you not deserve it? F their lives.
vikky538 29
Did you full fill their fantasy of "stranger in hotel room" ... But thats a pretty hairy situation right there
LegionRapier61 8
Poor planning leads to unfortunate circumstances. Room numbers are important.
trey600rr 22
did they invite you to stay? lol
balake_fml 8
Who the hell leaves their door open in a public hotel while having sex?
Pretty_momma 6
They shouldn't of left their door opened in the first place!
Bragi 12
Life is tough, OP. It's tougher if you're stupid.
worldclassrager 41
My question is why was the door wedged open?