Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
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uniformed 13
Talk about a sore loser
mrwilsong 6
Tell her to go to shell
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Comments (145)
jooel 4
Every couple knows this... blue shell = blue balls. ;) but OP. don't let her win. obviously she is good and was kicking your butt to begin with ;)
MountainGiant87 15
Sad that people take video games so seriously. Bet she would have done the same thing to you.
stfudonnie 10
the competitiveness of MarioKart is real... she should have ducked into 2nd place to get passed that dominate blue shell!!!
paolino_fml 18
We've all ben there bro, sisters, gf's, friends...
CSXIV 19
This proves that the Blue Shells are evil. They can now add "relationship issues" to their long lists of sins.
gatekeeper1993 10
why so serious.
OzzmosizDoge 6
Should have thrown a red one at her face for calling you a bastard
Slimma 20
The dreaded blue shell strikes again.
nicogeno 2
Ahhhh Mario kart ruining relationships since the 90's
cartedor 18
its quite nice that you 2 married and still playing video games. I wish by the time im married, my wife will play games with me too. just go to the beach and find her a very pretty shell....as peace offering