Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML
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uniformed 13

Talk about a sore loser

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mrwilsong 6

Tell her to go to shell

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jooel 4

Every couple knows this... blue shell = blue balls. ;) but OP. don't let her win. obviously she is good and was kicking your butt to begin with ;)

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MountainGiant87 15

Sad that people take video games so seriously. Bet she would have done the same thing to you.

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stfudonnie 10

the competitiveness of MarioKart is real... she should have ducked into 2nd place to get passed that dominate blue shell!!!

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paolino_fml 18

We've all ben there bro, sisters, gf's, friends...

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CSXIV 19

This proves that the Blue Shells are evil. They can now add "relationship issues" to their long lists of sins.

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OzzmosizDoge 6

Should have thrown a red one at her face for calling you a bastard

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Slimma 20

The dreaded blue shell strikes again.

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nicogeno 2

Ahhhh Mario kart ruining relationships since the 90's

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cartedor 18

its quite nice that you 2 married and still playing video games. I wish by the time im married, my wife will play games with me too. just go to the beach and find her a very pretty shell....as peace offering

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