Love, Video games and Geek: Mario Kart is serious business

Mario Kart is serious business

By Anonymous - 25/08/2014 05:44 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I was playing Mario Kart with my wife. I threw a blue shell and it hit her. She then refused to speak to me for three hours straight until right before bedtime when she called me a bastard and told me to sleep on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 10:08 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mario Kart, she decided to leave. FML

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You deserved it 8 504

By JJ - 03/10/2015 07:42 - United States - Irwin

Today, I was savagely beating my wife on Call of Duty, since she demanded that I play normally and not hold back. 15 minutes later, she was raging at me, calling me a bastard and saying she wished we'd never married. FML

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You deserved it 4 471

By Anonymous - 05/11/2014 19:52 - Australia - Hawthorn

Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML

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You deserved it 10 216

Domestic

By baberuth - 19/06/2015 22:21 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I heard my sister screaming from the basement, "Don't you hit me, you asshole!" Knowing her boyfriend was over, I ran downstairs with my baseball bat, ready to smash the fucker hitting my sister. Turns out they were just playing Mario Kart and he rammed her off the edge of a bridge. FML

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You deserved it 4 497

By Anonymous - 31/07/2016 14:19

Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML

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You deserved it 881

By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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You deserved it 121 312

By ThinZ - 24/12/2011 00:26 - United States

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

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You deserved it 3 874

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 03:28 - United States - Salem

Today, my brother got upset at his video game and flung his DS at the wall, just as I was walking by. I got knocked out to the sound of someone crossing the finish line in MarioKart. FML

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You deserved it 2 879

By dumping time - 25/11/2012 22:38 - United Kingdom - Aylesford

Today, I woke up to my balls covered in Icy Hot, a big old "fuck you" note from my girlfriend, and my door slamming shut. I'm starting to get the distinct impression I shouldn't have made that off-hand remark last night about her PMSing, after she rage-quit a game of Mario Kart. FML

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You deserved it 30 832

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By CaptBlood - 21/05/2021 00:01

Today, before I went to work, I wanted to kiss my wife goodbye while she was asleep, She punched me. FML

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You deserved it 174

uniformed 13

Monday 25 August 2014 18:32

Talk about a sore loser

mrwilsong 6

Monday 25 August 2014 18:32

Tell her to go to shell

Comments

Birdclawz 17

Monday 25 August 2014 19:54

Keeper

TheLadyOpal 30

Monday 25 August 2014 19:56

One time I was playing a Mario Kart 7 race over the Internet, and I hit someone with a red shell. They hammered me with a star shortly afterward, which didn't faze me too much, it's part of the game after all. But then they actually BACKED UP and tried to hit me again!

amisenho 11

Monday 25 August 2014 20:41

Yeah, seriously. If anything, it's the other racer's fault for not defending properly; they were just taking it out on you.

Ki11erC 18

Monday 25 August 2014 20:02

That blue shell is a friend killer, along with that certain uno card lol

ahippienamedrae 10

Monday 25 August 2014 20:07

Well you know what they say, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned".

blackonblight 32

Friday 29 August 2014 20:46

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned" actually. But nice try.

lizziemo79 18

Monday 25 August 2014 20:13

Breaking friends and families apart one race at a time

TakDatWitU 9

Monday 25 August 2014 20:14

Some people take their video games too seriously

Xandrick 22

Monday 25 August 2014 20:19

Wow, check out the 956 butthurt sore losers on this one.

Melkboy 7

Monday 25 August 2014 20:40

Tell her that the couch is for losers and to empty your spot.

buckdharma 36

Monday 25 August 2014 20:42

Lemmy guess, you Nintendo to do this? Yoshi, it occurred to Mii that she is the Honey Queen, and you'll wake up with Dry Bones for not doing what you're Toad.