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This is where you point to your non-existent bluetooth headset on the side of your head facing away from her and say "Ha, this lady thought I was talking to her- Sorry Miss!"

So now, not only did you announce your inadequate penis size to this young woman, but you've managed to tell the rest of the world, too. I mean, it's not really a big deal, but you obviously care enough to be embarassed that she heard you. You're pretty dumb.

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This is where you point to your non-existent bluetooth headset on the side of your head facing away from her and say "Ha, this lady thought I was talking to her- Sorry Miss!"

haha would you happen to be bill gates?

LMAO. Fail. I'd be soo embarrassed. YDI though... But hey. It's not the end of the world. Lesson learnes right? :)

Wow, a good first comment. That's a great idea, but it doesn't seem like OP has the brains to come up with it that quickly. Also, OP deserves it for having a tiny dick.

That's what you get for being a chauvinistic pig.

YDI for being attracted to women.

I'm sorry, but how is saying that being chauvinistic? ...

Chauvinist= excessively patriotic

Don't see how that's being a 'chauvinist pig'. Someone needs to lighten up a little.

Oh so he is the 1 from smash.mouth.hasatinydick.com! XD

So now, not only did you announce your inadequate penis size to this young woman, but you've managed to tell the rest of the world, too. I mean, it's not really a big deal, but you obviously care enough to be embarassed that she heard you. You're pretty dumb.

I clap for your correct grammar. ....clap clap clap clap....

If everyone clapped when people had good grammar, their hands would probably fall off.

#4 You say it all :)

That's....just very funny! Were there other cars around,'cause I'm sure someone else must have had their window down too. xDDDD

Oh geez. So, is that your technique in getting women to date you? "I have a small penis!", you're a genius.

Ha! agree with #1's idea.

why would you even say that, even if the roof WAS up?

exactly what i was thinking #9, the guy must get nooo action.