By Smash_Mouth - 08/03/2009 05:36 - United States

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Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML
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Esperantist 0
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This is where you point to your non-existent bluetooth headset on the side of your head facing away from her and say "Ha, this lady thought I was talking to her- Sorry Miss!"

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Hgm09 0

So now, not only did you announce your inadequate penis size to this young woman, but you've managed to tell the rest of the world, too. I mean, it's not really a big deal, but you obviously care enough to be embarassed that she heard you. You're pretty dumb.

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Esperantist 0
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This is where you point to your non-existent bluetooth headset on the side of your head facing away from her and say "Ha, this lady thought I was talking to her- Sorry Miss!"

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Darraghscoot 0
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haha would you happen to be bill gates?

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thegirlnextdoorr 0
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LMAO. Fail. I'd be soo embarrassed. YDI though... But hey. It's not the end of the world. Lesson learnes right? :)

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Paradoxasaurus 0

Wow, a good first comment. That's a great idea, but it doesn't seem like OP has the brains to come up with it that quickly. Also, OP deserves it for having a tiny dick.

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HANGtheFREAK 0

That's what you get for being a chauvinistic pig.

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Lee002 8

YDI for being attracted to women.

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sebster5858 0

WTF?

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technicolourain1 0
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I'm sorry, but how is saying that being chauvinistic? ...

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lennonlucado 1
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Chauvinist= excessively patriotic

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MissAmz 7
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Don't see how that's being a 'chauvinist pig'. Someone needs to lighten up a little.

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EmreArslan 11
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Oh so he is the 1 from smash.mouth.hasatinydick.com! XD

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Hgm09 0

So now, not only did you announce your inadequate penis size to this young woman, but you've managed to tell the rest of the world, too. I mean, it's not really a big deal, but you obviously care enough to be embarassed that she heard you. You're pretty dumb.

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xXJMcDowellXx 0
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I clap for your correct grammar. ....clap clap clap clap....

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mk58 31
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If everyone clapped when people had good grammar, their hands would probably fall off.

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z4opv14 0
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#4 You say it all :)

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Mistress_Puppy 0

That's....just very funny! Were there other cars around,'cause I'm sure someone else must have had their window down too. xDDDD

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Xinxinix 0

Oh geez. So, is that your technique in getting women to date you? "I have a small penis!", you're a genius.

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Shuttertap 0
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Ha! agree with #1's idea.

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woodstock_fml 0

why would you even say that, even if the roof WAS up?

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Lucicx0 0
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exactly what i was thinking #9, the guy must get nooo action.

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