FML : Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she...

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Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Smash_Mouth / Sunday 8 March 2009 05:36 / United States

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By Esperantist | 0

#21307 - Sunday 8 March 2009 03:20

This is where you point to your non-existent bluetooth headset on the side of your head facing away from her and say "Ha, this lady thought I was talking to her- Sorry Miss!"

By Hgm09 | 0

#21318 - Sunday 8 March 2009 03:27

So now, not only did you announce your inadequate penis size to this young woman, but you've managed to tell the rest of the world, too. I mean, it's not really a big deal, but you obviously care enough to be embarassed that she heard you. You're pretty dumb.

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By Esperantist | 0

#21307 - Sunday 8 March 2009 03:20

This is where you point to your non-existent bluetooth headset on the side of your head facing away from her and say "Ha, this lady thought I was talking to her- Sorry Miss!"

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Darraghscoot | 0

#886105 - Tuesday 23 February 2010 09:14

haha would you happen to be bill gates?

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thegirlnextdoorr | 0

#1122774 - Thursday 22 July 2010 07:45

LMAO. Fail. I'd be soo embarrassed. YDI though... But hey. It's not the end of the world. Lesson learnes right? :)

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thegirlnextdoorr | 0

#1122788 - Thursday 22 July 2010 07:47

Learned*

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Paradoxasaurus | 0

#2103367 - Sunday 20 February 2011 04:14

Wow, a good first comment. That's a great idea, but it doesn't seem like OP has the brains to come up with it that quickly. Also, OP deserves it for having a tiny dick.

By HANGtheFREAK | 0

#21309 - Sunday 8 March 2009 03:22

That's what you get for being a chauvinistic pig.

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Lee002 | 8

#799135 - Tuesday 26 January 2010 04:17

YDI for being attracted to women.

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sebster5858 | 0

#947374 - Sunday 14 March 2010 10:31

WTF?

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technicolourain1 | 0

#3509346 - Saturday 29 October 2011 07:22

I'm sorry, but how is saying that being chauvinistic? ...

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lennonlucado | 1

#4329711 - Friday 20 April 2012 05:34

Chauvinist= excessively patriotic

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MissAmz | 7

#4603890 - Saturday 23 June 2012 12:15

Don't see how that's being a 'chauvinist pig'. Someone needs to lighten up a little.

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eyepuppy | 28

#5870273 - Thursday 27 February 2014 05:23

what?

By Tenantry | 0

#21317 - Sunday 8 March 2009 03:27

Her reaction?

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EmreArslan | 11

#3538527 - Friday 4 November 2011 12:14

Oh so he is the 1 from smash.mouth.hasatinydick.com! XD

By Hgm09 | 0

#21318 - Sunday 8 March 2009 03:27

So now, not only did you announce your inadequate penis size to this young woman, but you've managed to tell the rest of the world, too. I mean, it's not really a big deal, but you obviously care enough to be embarassed that she heard you. You're pretty dumb.

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xXJMcDowellXx | 0

#2740181 - Thursday 23 June 2011 04:11

I clap for your correct grammar. ....clap clap clap clap....

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mk58 | 31

#4345369 - Monday 23 April 2012 10:09

If everyone clapped when people had good grammar, their hands would probably fall off.

By z4opv14 | 0

#21320 - Sunday 8 March 2009 03:29

#4 You say it all :)

By Mistress_Puppy | 0

#21324 - Sunday 8 March 2009 03:31

That's....just very funny! Were there other cars around,'cause I'm sure someone else must have had their window down too. xDDDD

By Xinxinix | 0

#21325 - Sunday 8 March 2009 03:32

Oh geez. So, is that your technique in getting women to date you? "I have a small penis!", you're a genius.

By Shuttertap | 0

#21327 - Sunday 8 March 2009 03:33

Ha! agree with #1's idea.

By woodstock_fml | 0

#21331 - Sunday 8 March 2009 03:37

why would you even say that, even if the roof WAS up?

By Lucicx0 | 0

#21336 - Sunday 8 March 2009 03:44

exactly what i was thinking #9, the guy must get nooo action.

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