Today, I was driving down the road when I got to a red light. I looked over and saw a hot chick in a convertible so I spoke to my window thinking she couldn't hear me "Hey girl, I may have a tiny dick but I make up for it in speed and stamina." She looked over. I forgot about the sunroof. FML
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Esperantist
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This is where you point to your non-existent bluetooth headset on the side of your head facing away from her and say "Ha, this lady thought I was talking to her- Sorry Miss!"
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Darraghscoot
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haha would you happen to be bill gates?
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thegirlnextdoorr
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LMAO. Fail. I'd be soo embarrassed. YDI though... But hey. It's not the end of the world. Lesson learnes right? :)
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thegirlnextdoorr
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Learned*
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Paradoxasaurus
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Wow, a good first comment. That's a great idea, but it doesn't seem like OP has the brains to come up with it that quickly.
Also, OP deserves it for having a tiny dick.
Also, OP deserves it for having a tiny dick.
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HANGtheFREAK
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That's what you get for being a chauvinistic pig.
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Lee002
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YDI for being attracted to women.
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sebster5858
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WTF?
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technicolourain1
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I'm sorry, but how is saying that being chauvinistic? ...
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lennonlucado
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Chauvinist= excessively patriotic
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MissAmz
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Don't see how that's being a 'chauvinist pig'.
Someone needs to lighten up a little.
Someone needs to lighten up a little.
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eyepuppy
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what?
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Tenantry
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Her reaction?
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EmreArslan
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Oh so he is the 1 from smash.mouth.hasatinydick.com! XD
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Hgm09
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So now, not only did you announce your inadequate penis size to this young woman, but you've managed to tell the rest of the world, too. I mean, it's not really a big deal, but you obviously care enough to be embarassed that she heard you.
You're pretty dumb.
You're pretty dumb.
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xXJMcDowellXx
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I clap for your correct grammar. ....clap clap clap clap....
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mk58
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If everyone clapped when people had good grammar, their hands would probably fall off.
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z4opv14
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#4 You say it all :)
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Mistress_Puppy
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That's....just very funny! Were there other cars around,'cause I'm sure someone else must have had their window down too. xDDDD
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Xinxinix
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Oh geez. So, is that your technique in getting women to date you? "I have a small penis!", you're a genius.
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Shuttertap
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Ha! agree with #1's idea.
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woodstock_fml
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why would you even say that, even if the roof WAS up?
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Lucicx0
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exactly what i was thinking #9, the guy must get nooo action.
You're pretty dumb.