Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a Portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my Portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID, and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Today, I took a massive dump in a trashcan in the back of my company's catering truck. We have a professional tailgate spread for clients to enjoy at the local games. My boss got drunk and left me to work it alone for 8 hours. The closest bathroom is 1/2 mile away. I hate my job. FML
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML
Today, I was stuck in a stiflingly hot port-a-potty for 30 minutes with the worst bowel issues ever due to food poisoning. To make things worse, the maintenance guy came two minutes in to drain the thing and had to wait outside till I was done, muttering angrily at me as I took the humiliating walk of shame to my car. FML
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Top comments
Fish_gills 12
Looks like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate!
Yazoo77 16
Please illustration of this!!!
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Comments (69)
suprisebitch 20
it's weird that non British people find the fact that OP lives in Slough funny, idgi
captainsmegma 12
It happens, shit that is.
MattStro 23
Nobody has said, " sounds like a shitty day" yet?
jbrad1572 10
that sounds like a bad shituation
gracehi 33
It appears that you're up shit creek without a paddle... or money to buy a paddle.
allforfun 23
Or a way to get to the paddle store
nfedrichy 20
Oh your life stinks op. Get it? Hehe
prostar9993 15
Coulda been much worse
Shmatterhorn 38
Please, inform all of FML how it could have been worse. We await your witty response.
gamernation89 10
That's a really shitty situation ??
theRonin 18
Have your crew build a make shift boat to get through the poopy river!
Willrus_3 11
Wow that's a really shitty situation I'm sorry