Today, the waste disposal truck managed to tip over a Portapotty on our work site, causing the contents to overflow and run down the bank towards my Portakabin office, where someone had left the door open. All my money, ID, and my car keys are now shut off to me by a river of shit. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the handle in the port-a-potty broke off, with me inside. FML
Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML
Today, I was at a music festival when a group of idiots decided to push over a port-a-loo (portable toilet). I rushed over and tried to hold it up to save the person inside from a very messy and embarrasing scene. Not only did the door open, covering me in excrement, but there was no-one inside. FML
Today, I took a massive dump in a trashcan in the back of my company's catering truck. We have a professional tailgate spread for clients to enjoy at the local games. My boss got drunk and left me to work it alone for 8 hours. The closest bathroom is 1/2 mile away. I hate my job. FML
Today, as if having diarrhea at work wasn’t bad enough, my office’s aggressively flushing toilet sprayed me with my own liquid shit. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, at work I had to spend two hours cleaning up stinky toilet water. Why? Because yesterday, I forgot to turn on the septic tank pumps. The tank overflowed, and so did all the toilets. My boss is not happy. FML
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
Today, I had to stop on a long trip to use the restroom at a gas station. Apparently, there was water damage beneath the toilet, because after about two minutes of doing my business, it collapsed about seven inches beneath the floor. Guess who got covered in water, black mold, and poo. FML
Today, I was stuck in a stiflingly hot port-a-potty for 30 minutes with the worst bowel issues ever due to food poisoning. To make things worse, the maintenance guy came two minutes in to drain the thing and had to wait outside till I was done, muttering angrily at me as I took the humiliating walk of shame to my car. FML
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Fish_gills 12
Looks like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate!
Yazoo77 16
Please illustration of this!!!
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zacw54 10
Thats a shitty situation.
Yazoo77 16
Please illustration of this!!!
juststephhere 23
That is absolutely disgusting... I'm so sorry that you were caught in that situation!
SirLouise 10
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You just gotta face(s) it.
proudsock 17
No.
BantasaurusRex 13
Oh Shit
skittles73 14
Holy shit..
Greattitan2 13
Sounds like someone was playing a game of mousetrap!
OysterPearls 33
Nah, just sounds like whoever left the door open was being a turd.
1DisGR8 32
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at least your stuff isn't covered in the shit?
OysterPearls 33
I'm certain everything has definitely drowned in deuces.
Brandi_Faith 34
The way it's worded makes it sound like everything is blocked by a river of crap, so he can't get to his stuff. But the fact that the door was left open makes it seem like it should be covered in crap. Wonder which it is? If your stuff is actually covered in crap then your life sucks infinitely more; if it's only blocked by a river of crap, than your life still sucks but it's still a bit better.
buckdharma 38
Is there a way to part the black sea? Build a bridge? Is the shit deep?
kaitlynjane 28
Don't you mean the brown sea? :P
cksmith51 14
Incoming shitty situation puns:
RedPillSucks 33
come on. if any FML deserves "shitty situation" commentary it's this one