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Maneater

By bad_day_in_hell - 17/11/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, I woke up to a phone call from my boss's wife. She demanded to know how long we'd been sleeping together. When I denied her allegations, she screamed that she knew all about my "history of sleeping with married men." I'm a virgin and I have to work with him tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 2 181

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2019 14:00

Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 318

You deserved it 113

By kharrington - 07/04/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, a woman called my work and accused me of having an affair with her husband, my coworker, demanding that my boss discipline me. I don't know her, I barely know her husband, and I haven't had sex in months. FML

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You deserved it 3 538

By sad guy - 26/04/2013 05:20 - United States

Today, a huge and angry man stormed into my work and threatened to kill me if I didn't stop sleeping with his wife. He then threatened to come back and kick my ass if I so much as texted his wife again. The problem is, I'm married, have never cheated and I work for my wife's father. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 347

You deserved it 3 118

Mixing it up

By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:20 - United States

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 48 923

Is this a joke to you?

By smiletellsall - 06/08/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my boss called me into his office. He had a huge smile on his face, so I assumed I was going to get promoted. He then sat down, and told me that he had been sleeping with my wife for the last three months. He still had a huge smile on his face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 67 405

You deserved it 3 140

Revelations

By pey - 21/05/2020 14:00

Today, my boss told me I had to fire my co-worker. I didn't want to do it, but I didn't want to lose my job. I told my co-worker that the boss said we had to let him go. He told me that he had sex with my wife. My wife didn't deny it. FML

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You deserved it 165

By Anonymous - 03/08/2012 22:50 - Mexico - Villahermosa

Today, I had the crap beaten out of me by a woman in the street, who accused me of sleeping with her husband. I still don't know who she or her husband are, and I'm still a virgin. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 065

You deserved it 1 964

By tuppu - 03/11/2010 14:35 - Finland

Today, waking up I noticed that my female boss had texted me during the night, telling me she wants me bad. I'm a woman, happily married to a man, and now have to turn her down somehow and not get fired in the process. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 262

You deserved it 3 379

By oops secretary - 26/09/2018 12:00

Today, after I had an excellent one night stand with a guy yesterday, I saw him at work. He was a client my boss was trying to talk into a deal. The guy recognised me and accused my boss of sending me to seduce him into signing the contract. The deal fell apart and my boss is livid with me. FML

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You deserved it 660

By Liz - 26/03/2016 19:26 - United States - Torrance

Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 363

You deserved it 3 632

DameGreyWulf 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:07

Damn, what an insecure bitch. Also I love how she confronts you first instead of her husband.

badbunny 0

Tuesday 17 November 2009 9:03

Just tell her you're a cross dressing man.

Comments

gargoyle666 5

Wednesday 18 November 2009 12:44

You're old enough to have a job and you're a virgin? Wow you must be incredibly ugly.

The_Nothing 0

Wednesday 18 November 2009 14:41

Nice job making assumptions, you ass. She could be 18 or 19 and have a job and still a virgin without being ugly. Even if she was 40 and a virgin, it doesn't mean she's ugly. Grow some common sense and realize not everyone is a **** who gives it away at 13. Some people actually like to wait until they've found someone special.

FML_babe 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 0:33

"Wow you must be incredibly ugly" says GARGOYLE.....need I say more?

PierceMePretty 0

Sunday 26 February 2012 23:41

Or incredibly smart. There are these little monsters out there called STDs. You should research what they are.

Ninjaface 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 9:12

Sorry to break it to you, but taking it in the rear still counts towards loss of virginity. Next time your boss is getting ready to send some capital flows into your corner office, kindly let him know that his wife is on to him. It's common courtesy.

mattys_mama 0

Thursday 19 November 2009 16:43

You need to make sure someone knows what happened, for job security and for your own safety. It could be a case of mistaken identity, your boss could be boinking someone and she got the wrong name/number and you got dragged into a mess with an otherwise nice lady who's in a bad situation too. OR she could be a delusional psycho nutjob who is a danger to you and you want to have that kind of harrassment on record. It's not like she caught you sneaking out of a hotel room together, so IMO she's already shown lack of control and judgement - I wouldn't risk it.

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:09

She sounds insane and insecure. Find alibis.

lindseyluvszac 4

Sunday 19 June 2011 6:24

YDI for still being a virgin JUST KIDDING! But really, find a man.

Krispies_fml 17

Thursday 3 December 2015 2:00

Not because you slept with someone at 13 means that everyone should follow your steps. Shame on your comment.

neonpanda44 0

Friday 24 June 2011 18:22

confront the boss and quit your job, then call the bitch and tell her that he was the worst sex partner that you had ever had and for her to have fun with him and hang up.