Malding

By ptwm - 25/01/2010 20:10 - United States

Today, while vainly running a comb through my balding hair, I noticed a hair sticking out of my nose. I yanked it out, and the pain made me tear up a little. It was an inch long. I'm 24 and beginning to have more hair in my nose than on my head. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 625
You deserved it 2 951

Same thing different taste

Top comments

dude....ive been going bald since i was 14...so dont feel too bad

I always say, men don't lose their hair, it just begins to migrate south.

Comments

i knew a guy from school who was bald by the time he was 18

try finding a gray hair when you're only 36. fml

@50 ha, amateur, I was born with grey hair I have had it all my life though it is only noticeable when I cut my hair short, since it is colourless it kinda blends in when I let my hair grow a bit. so there.

rasellersjr 0

50 I got you beat, I got my first grey around 24. The worse part is I'm 36, and had to retire from the PD because of back problems. Now I got a bunch of grey, have to keep the ear and nose hair plucked, and half gimp. U feel 70...

rasellersjr 0

*I feel 70... BTW I hate anti-flood....

the lead singer of my old band had nearly a full head of greys and he was 19? my cousin has no hair...hes now 21 but he was 17 when he started losing it!

Apparently pulling nose hairs can kill you. Triangle of Death. No joke. But doubt it occurs often. Don't try to make it look like you have more hair on your head with a comb over...baaaaad idea.

Skull_300 0

**** it...shave your head and go with the bald look. Chicks love it, you'll get Banged all the time!!! I don't now what to say about that nose hair thing.

There is a expensive treatment to have your own hair follicules 'cloned' via stem cells and implanted into your head similar as you can have sweat glands removed. My advice? Shave hit the shoulder press and wear v-necks if you like to be vain. FYL for falling victim to premature balding. Peace out x

VonHoolio 1

you measure your nose hairs? ewh.

I suggest working on your sense of humour, cuz it sounds like you're gonna be pretty hard on the eyes preeeeeetty soon.

Mayb u got a boring old fart (bald head and hairy nostrils) gene in ur DNA! Blame ur family!!! heeheeheehee :))