Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Um..I've done that a lot of times..and it only stays red for like 10 min..def not an FML, maybe an FMnext10minutes..
Gen_Knowledge 0
Just wear an eye-patch. Guys love pirates.
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Comments (96)
spazz666 18
Yea it's called mascara. And if you get it in your eye it doesn't do much exept make ur eye water. You should try it sometime. Much safer.
th_fml 0
You sound hot. heh
Aspie 0
Why are girls so obsessed with their appearance?
Intellectualist 0
because: Girls just wanna have fun.
Lolrus 0
two reasons: Men, and Media. The media has an exact picture of what a beautiful woman is, therefore all woman feel inferior so they need to buy the products that make them that beautiful. And men, there are some men who only care about looks, maybe OP has only had experience with these types of men.
fudrick 0
I guess women are too stupid to think for themselves and need men and the media to tell them what they should do. You're working against your own beliefs here, #27. Women have a mind of their own, just because the media says "You need to be super skinny and perfect" or whatever, you don't have to do that, or lose your self esteem. Men have pressure from the media as well but you never hear them complaining about it like some women do.
Intellectualist 0
I agree. Well said.
blow_chlo 0
why don't you just **** off. women are being told constantly how to look. we aren't stupid and we CAN think for ourselves.
fudrick 0
My first sentence was sarcastic, though it seems to apply to you quite well. The point of my post was that, yeah, girls are told to look pretty by the media, but that doesn't mean they HAVE to, because they have minds of their own. And also that men have pressure from the media as well, but don't bitch about it as often as many women do. Good job making your gender look like the inferior one, though. You're doing a great job at ruining it for smart girls.
averagexbecca 0
Sometimes girls care about themselves and like to make themselves feel pretty. It's not a bad feeling at all, and it's not always influenced by what someone ELSE thinks about them. That's if they're confident and really don't give a shit. But most women aren't like that, sadly. Oh well.
oarisimo 4
how the hell does tinting her lashes make her obsessed??? just because a girl does things to enhance her appearance doesn't mean she's obsessed. some are, but not all. good lord...
FML_Elle 17
Usually the guys in the media look normal, there are a few good looking guys but there is a lot more pressure on us. Even on family guy for example. Lois is the perfect trophy wife and Peter is a fat dumbass but no one cares because he's funny. And they always make fun of Meg because shes ugly? That's one example, but the media really is harsher on women.
RPGod 0
YDI for caring about eyelashes... Mascara can be hot, but nobody really notices eyelashes.
Intellectualist 0
Actually, long eyelashes are the difference between pretty eyes and not pretty eyes sometimes. To have nice eyes, you need a good frame :) Long eyelashes are pretty too :)
sbarre1 0
Wtf? Who tints their lashes? Put on some damn mascara.
Intellectualist 0
albinos?
LadyLieDie 1
Dammit, guys, are you kidding me? Look, I happen to have a ****** and let me tell you that, yes men and media do give us a low self-esteem, but dammit, have some standards and self-respect. Tinted eyelashes. Seriously.
Intellectualist 0
Congratulations on owning a ******, me too! Not all of us have low self esteem, and it isnt ALWAYS down to men or the media. Self respect? People respect themselves by making themselves look nice surely? Tinting her eyelashes obviously makes the OP think she looks nice. Don't be giving anyone any of this feminist bullshit. I'm female, and I can't stand it.
DameGreyWulf 1
The problem lies in that she most likely doesn't think she's pretty otherwise, thus the tinting. That is what they're getting at. People don't just randomly decide they're unattractive; OTHER people tell them (either directly or indirectly) that they are first, and sometimes the idea sticks.
Katase 0
Maybe, since she is from Australia, she is using a different terminology to describe mascara.
Shadow_Phantom 26
Why do women feel the need to do this type of stuff...? YDI
dark_mullet 0
Why is it that women will always say things like "Guys always compliment me on my eyelashes!" but I have never actually found a guy who has said it? Most likely, it's because guys don't share their love of good looking eye lashes with other guys because no guy cares about your eye lashes to that extent. If in the rare chance that a man actually compliments you on your eye lashes, it's because he only thinks you want to hear it since you seem to have worked so hard on them. He really doesn't care.
electroboy_fml 0
I care.
iFruit 0
Why can't you just wear mascara?