Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
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Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Um..I've done that a lot of times..and it only stays red for like 10 min..def not an FML, maybe an FMnext10minutes..
Gen_Knowledge 0
Just wear an eye-patch. Guys love pirates.
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Comments (96)
ImmaTen 0
Wow, way to try too hard.
Charlie_Chickens 0
...on her eyelashes?
PurpleHeart_x3 0
To the people who are calling her a "*****" for wearing makeup: STFU! Most girls wear makeup! It's not like she's buying false eyelashes, she's just acenctuating what's already there! Besides, Think of how much time and money you're wasting on mascara But with tinted eyelashes you wouldn't have to worry about getting ready in the morning or your makeup running.. I'm considering doing it myself! And to all the Feminists: You should be standing up for a girl who wants to look the way she wants.. ..Or how her man wants her to look.. Because there really aren't to many mirrors in the kitchen.
chicagochick 0
There's nothing wrong with wearing make-up. Guys who are saying it's ridiculous should see a lot of girls with make-up: they'd think they were ugly. Personally, I don't wear a lot of make-up most of the time. I wear make-up not to change how I look, but to enhance my eyes, look more awake, and make my skin look clearer. I do have a problem when you cannot recognize someone when they don't have their make-up on, or when someone can't leave the house without it.
kytie63 0
hahahaha!
0o__munekita__o0 0
who the **** tints their eyelashes...? Fake bitches.
PurpleHeart_x3 0
Why would tinting her eyelashes make her more fake then caking them with goopy shit everyday.
Crunchy08 0
it has nothing to do with self esteem. my bf loves me without makeup. but I still put it on cuz I like the way it looks, I love colours and makig my lashes full and all that good stuff.
cassiie_fml 0
People always get into arguments in these comments. No matter how stupid the fml is. And you deserve it for being superficial.
Tequilamockngbrd 7
Wanting to look a certain way makes someone superficial?
kirafaye 0
Hi Bunni! Actually tinting your eyelashes is very common for a lot of people. It basically does the same thing mascara does but lasts a few weeks longer until your new lashes grow through. As mentioned above some people with lighter hair their lashes appear invisible without darken via some method. Tinting your eyelashes and wearing makeup is up to the wearer. I like makeup because I like to play with eyeshadows and create interesting looks, like when people dress nicely. I would like to see someone who did nothing to alter their appearance in some minor way. Its just a little dye on lashes people.
StephWinchester 0
i can't believe people are saying she's superficial for using eyelash tinting. Makeup isn't necesarilly for anyone else but the wearer. my boyfriend prefers me without makeup but i am insecure, my makeup is a mask, i feel happier with it. in no way does that make me superficial. also, who hasnt altered their apperance in any way?! the majority of people have at least had their ears pierced or highlighted their hair at some point!