Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, while I was applying some eyeliner, my cat jumped onto the counter and managed to headbutt me. The wand scratched a good portion of my eyeball, and now for the next few weeks, I will have to deal with the pain of a corneal abrasion. FML
Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML
Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML
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pancakes_n_syrup 0
Um..I've done that a lot of times..and it only stays red for like 10 min..def not an FML, maybe an FMnext10minutes..
Gen_Knowledge 0
Just wear an eye-patch. Guys love pirates.
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Comments (96)
davesfl 0
Where you driving?
foreverhis 4
lol! I've done that with an eyeliner pencil before! hurts like hell!
highsheep 0
this FML gave me a boner.
jamjam12 15
lol sounds like something i would do. once my hand slipped when i was putting mascara on and a big glob from the end of the brush got all over my contact and my eye. it hurt!
BBMOMZ 0
The price of beauty!!
clairdnj 0
I have my eyelashes tinted because naturally they are white blonde. I like to save time on makeup and this helps.
lorenzobalderas 0
that is sexy!!!!! haha jk that sucks though
senseofreason 0
why would you even tint your eyelashes in the first place? ever heard of mascara? easier and apparently safer...
blo0_starZz 0
Tinting = saves money + time. & Why does everybody have to talk like ignorant bitches? Mascara is the same thing as tinting, we don't give a shit about what you thinkis better:@. Plus, maybe she chose it cause maacara can get blotchy, uneven, and even heavy. Think things through-.-
SkyPirates 0
At least you have a good sense of humor. Besides you'll look tough and sexy. Rawr!
RayBliss 0
ok guys you should see some girls without makeup on... plus some guys hate it when girls don't give a damn and barely do anything to their appearance and eyelash tinting isn't wrong or superficial, have you ever dyed your hair? well then maybe your superficial too now. she's just enhancing what's already there.