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Make it stop!

By guttedgirl - 04/06/2011 11:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML

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Perdition 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:57

You dumped a rockstar.

KushTaeKush 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:01

I need to see this ! what is the bands name ??

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omgwtftoni 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 18:18

sucks being a **** huh?

lilyisfly 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:03

what band?

son4life 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 21:30

what's the band!?

bri_bri11 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 21:13

What is he Taylor swift ?

SinnahMin 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 5:35

Was is Andy Sixx?

bri_bri11 0

Monday 13 June 2011 9:29

I hope it was .(: BVB .

pensfancaitlin87 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:11

sounds like that episode of Corey meets world

Turbo_Kramit 0

Friday 17 June 2011 20:55

its comes time in your life to ask "is it me?"

SkkyeMessor 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:17

is it Nerimon's (Alex Day) band by any chance?

hateevryone 14

Thursday 14 July 2011 22:19

oh, well. more fish in the sea

Treavorsgirl 7

Sunday 24 July 2011 3:05

What's the bands name???

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