Love: Make it stop! - FML

Make it stop!

By guttedgirl - 04/06/2011 11:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML

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My gift is my song and this one's for you

By sadsongstress - 12/08/2009 11:18 - Belgium

Today, my ex got dumped by his girlfriend. Seeing my opportunity, I sent him a song I'd written for him, about how much I still love him. He sent it on to the girl who had just dumped him, claiming he had written it. They're now back together. FML

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By lil123 - 25/03/2012 04:40 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML

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Level up

By danny - 25/03/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I found out who my ex-girlfriend left me for. He is more successful than I am, and comes from a supportive and unconditionally loving family. He is bigger, taller, and 4 years younger than me. To add insult, I’m only 25 but this rich kid is in a band and plays guitar better than me. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML

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Bitter

By jon - 11/03/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, my ex-girlfriend, who disliked the music I listened to and made, is now dating some womanizing party promoter who promotes music of the same genre of music I make. Now she’s all about it, including rocking the image. Who knew ghosting cheaters wanted everything about you, except for you… FML

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Friends?

By idekwtfigo - 01/05/2022 06:00

Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2014 06:56 - United States

Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML

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By Angie - 12/09/2015 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and filmed it, because it would "be a big hit on YouTube." FML

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Rubbing it in

By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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Small world, huh?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - Maidenhead

Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML

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Perdition 4

Saturday 4 June 2011 19:57

You dumped a rockstar.

KushTaeKush 0

Saturday 4 June 2011 20:01

I need to see this ! what is the bands name ??

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omgwtftoni 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 18:18

sucks being a **** huh?

lilyisfly 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:03

what band?

son4life 0

Wednesday 8 June 2011 21:30

what's the band!?

bri_bri11 0

Thursday 9 June 2011 21:13

What is he Taylor swift ?

SinnahMin 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 5:35

Was is Andy Sixx?

bri_bri11 0

Monday 13 June 2011 9:29

I hope it was .(: BVB .

pensfancaitlin87 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 6:11

sounds like that episode of Corey meets world

Turbo_Kramit 0

Friday 17 June 2011 20:55

its comes time in your life to ask "is it me?"

SkkyeMessor 0

Saturday 18 June 2011 23:17

is it Nerimon's (Alex Day) band by any chance?

hateevryone 14

Thursday 14 July 2011 22:19

oh, well. more fish in the sea

Treavorsgirl 7

Sunday 24 July 2011 3:05

What's the bands name???

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Today, as an April fools day joke, I decided to tell my mom and dad that I was gay. After an awkward silence, my mom looks at me, smiles, and says, "well, we have known for a while." She wasn't joking. FML

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