Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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mxpklx 12
you have a disease and their not telling you.
rawrkittehpwnage 0
I wonder why...
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666xSYXXXx666 0
You know what my mom got me for my seventeenth birthday??? A book. And the only thing I got for my "sweet sixteen" was my tongue piercing... Be glad you atleast got something that costed over $20... Goddamn spoiled rich kids these days...
XOIIO 0
So what? I never get anything and it's the same story for tons of people, don't be a spoiled brat expecting a car
ThorneCrossed 9
that's not the fml retard. the fml is that he got a goddamn graveyard plot from his parents
nydchc 0
grow up and understand how valuable a gift that really is. most people don't plan for the end and then their kids have to deal with everything when they're gone. your parents did you and your kids a huuuge favor
juwietannie12_fml 0
hahahah suxx fo u(:
scars_souvenirs 0
at least you got something my parents weren't talking to me I didn't even get a happy birthday instead I got told wasn't part of the family, they hated me and I was told never to speak to them again
Riemurasia 0
Wow, that's horrible :( I'm sorry
scars_souvenirs 0
it's ok it was because I told them their marriage falling apart was not my fault, they got it for two years.... now the blame is back on me and were moving so I won't know anyone but them...
GleekOuy 0
Ahahaah:P that's a bit funny but sucks at the same time ...
miume16 0
omgsh that horrible!!!!
ydnar 5
screw them over and get cremated when you die they can shove that cemetery lot up their ass. FYL you should've got a car.
McAninch35 9
Am I the only one who kinda feels bad for the kid? Obviously the parents could afford a decent car, seeing as they bought a grave plot. And be honest- when you were 17, would you really have chosen a grave plot over a car?
redielg 6
I sure as hell didn't get a car for my 17th birthday. I had to buy my car. little spoiled much?