Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
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mxpklx 12
you have a disease and their not telling you.
rawrkittehpwnage 0
I wonder why...
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JandM19 2
when i turned 17 or graduated i never got a car?....
Snerdatron 0
Some 17 year olds also get nothing on their birthday. I know it's hard to be grateful for a plot in a graveyard, but at least you got something.
jacobmasterdebai 1
hey they want you to be "well prepared"
Keffin 0
surprise! wait to see what they get you for christmas
CuddieRyan 0
funny haha
Lockjaw2k 5
Luh-KEE!
CuddieRyan 0
I woulda been like "what're u trying to say?" then gotten scared :x
Petunia888 13
At least your future kids won't have to worry about that when you die. Takes a lot off of their shoulders. When you become a parent, that'll be important to you.
hoopster42 0
my parents always told me to plan for the future but never that far, maybe there trying to tell you something;)
darkslayr114 0
thats hillarious lol atleast you have a spot saved for you
vbmg152 19
Planning for your future? JK! That sucks,OP! Happy Birthday!