Health: Low blow

Low blow

By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I tried baking my own bread to save food money. Unfortunately I screwed it up, prompting my wife to look at me pityingly and say "Wow, can't get even bread to rise." before walking out. I have erectile dysfunction, and she constantly insults me like this. FML

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By Nope - 17/12/2023 14:00 - United States - Richmond

Today, I tried making homemade bread, just for fun. My girlfriend started yelling that we had perfectly good bread from the store, "but noooo, my boyfriend just HAS to make his own bread!" She ended up ruining the experience, so I just threw the dough in the garbage and went to get drunk. FML

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By themuffinman - 27/12/2011 15:15 - Japan

Today, my girlfriend referred to her yeast infection as "making bread." I can never look at bread the same way. FML

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Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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By yummy(: - 31/10/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend, who is a great cook, decided to try his hand at baking. The cookies he made looked weird but tasted good. I jokingly said, "They taste great, but they look awful!" He responded by saying, "I could say the same thing about you." FML

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Power dynamic

By whole wheat or nothing - 30/12/2022 15:00

Today, my girlfriend viciously chewed me out for not taking a sandwich to work to save money. I don't have a problem with packing lunches, but the store-brand white bread she insists on buying is disgusting. She won't listen to me, and refuses to let me buy anything else. FML

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Eventful day

By Anonymous - 30/07/2021 23:01 - Bahrain - Manama

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a fight after the gym. Then, a cheesecake I'd baked for a client cracked all the way through. Then, my oven broke as I was trying to make a new one, so I left to bake it at a friend's house, at which point I locked my keys and all of my supplies inside my car. FML

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Can't win

By Viscerion - 31/01/2023 00:30

Today, I made breakfast for the family. Perfect. Did all the Laundry. Great. Drove the one and a half hour round trip to take my stepdaughter to work. Blah. Finished off by doing some housework and cooking dinner. The dinner wasn't perfect, and my wife told me that for all the good I do, I ruin everything. FML

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By JadedBaker - 08/07/2012 06:58 - United States

Today, I woke up early and spent hours baking and icing a three-tier cake for my friend's eighteenth birthday, which is this evening. I just found out my mother threw it in the compost bin because she's on a diet and it was "tempting" her. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 08:03 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I was sad I'd forgotten to bake him the cookies that I was planning to send to him for Christmas. His response was "Good, you suck at cooking anyway." FML

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By shinee - 15/08/2010 16:05 - Singapore

Today, to be nice, I baked cookies for my step-mom as a birthday present. I burnt my hand while putting them in the oven, but I'd hoped it would be worth it. When she got home, I gave one for her to try. She took a bite, spit it out, and threw it on the floor, asking if it was a joke or if I was really trying to poison her. FML

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Saturday 10 January 2015 10:41

You should inform her that there is a major psychological aspect to erectile dysfunction. If you're constantly worried about getting it up, you'll have a more difficult time getting it up. Comments like that will just make it worse.

annoyed146578 12

Saturday 10 January 2015 10:38

Maybe it's time to get a new wife!!

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LiveRS 7

Saturday 10 January 2015 11:04

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Awsemogreeb 19

Saturday 10 January 2015 11:08

It's only been out for a couple minutes, give it some time and the YDI-everything squad will change that.

Jasim 17

Saturday 10 January 2015 11:05

That's really low. You shouldn't tolerate that.

SauceySarah 30

Saturday 10 January 2015 11:13

That was a below the belt comment. Pun not intended. But seriously, she should not be rude about something you have no control over.

chosha_fml 26

Saturday 10 January 2015 23:22

Even if it was something he could control, she shouldn't be belittling him.

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Saturday 10 January 2015 11:19

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Smooth_Criminal 24

Saturday 10 January 2015 11:43

boooo!! *throws a tomato*

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Saturday 10 January 2015 11:22

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little_one 20

Saturday 10 January 2015 11:26

That's one way to killer a future boner. Putting you down like that is not okay and is a form of verbal abuse. You need to start talking about your sex life in a positive way. Finding ways to help you relax and please each other even without penetration. Sex is very important in a healthy relationship, so is communication.

sstahpp 33

Sunday 11 January 2015 1:53

Everywhere you comment sex get mentioned. Chill the **** out with your hippy advice. Please and thank you.

Witchylady 17

Saturday 10 January 2015 11:33

Your wife is mean and lacks compassion and understanding. She is probably part of the problem and her snide insensitive comments only make it harder for you to gain back your momentum. Hope everything turns out ok for you. Good luck

blackman303 11

Saturday 10 January 2015 11:35

I hate people like that, it's not something that you can help...

TwirleyGis 7

Saturday 10 January 2015 11:56

I think your issues are blatantly caused by your wife!

MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

Saturday 10 January 2015 12:19

Don't feel bad, OP. I'm pretty sure this is something most men experience in their lifetimes. That was really rude of your wife and I'm sure you deserve much better.