you completely deserved this. train your pets if you don't like their behavior. and if you don't have the time, adopt pre-trained pets or don't get any

Your lack of adequate training for your pets and/or failure to meet their needs causing them to act out is your own fault, buddy.

If your pets hate you, everyone will be happier if you spend less and less time at home.

It's not difficult in the slightest to train your pets. You're dumb ass just let them think they were boss, or at least equals

You really have two viable options - Either train your pets or find them another home. Staying away from home just punishes both you and your pets and does nothing to correct the problem - If anything it will probably lead to even more problematic behavior by your pets… If it was a problem with one pet, then just maybe it was the fault of the temperament of the particular animal. When the problem is with more than one - OP is responsible… Some people are just not cut out to be pet owners or possibly they expect a dog to act like a cat or vice versa and they got the wrong kind of pet. Pets are not toys or living decorations - They need to interact with their owners and both the pet and owner usually benefit from this. When it’s not working, you have to do something different. Maybe you could see if you can find a class for pet owners to learn to better manage and interact their pets. If that’s not an option or it doesn’t work, then finding them another home is the only viable option.