Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML
Today, I noticed my shower drain wasn't draining well. I cleaned it out, thinking it was just a rat's nest of hair. Wrong. It was an actual dead rat. FML
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Today, I found out the reason my clothes have been smelling a little funny isn't because I sweat heavily, it's because of the dead rat in the back of my dryer. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, there was a horrible smell in my kitchen. I tried to find the source, but failed and had to leave for the day. That night, my brother informed me that the smell was coming from a dead mouse stuck in our toaster. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I got a call at 4 in the morning from the security company, saying someone had broken into my workplace. I drove an hour out there, only to find out it was a rat that had set off the alarm. FML
Today, I found out that I have mice because my landlady got rid of the community cats that were keeping them outside, and apparently my cats aren't taking care of them. I found out when I turned on my oven and my apartment was filled with an awful smell that turned out to be burning mouse crap. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
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awsome13 10
Free lunch?
SignUpisntcool 3
Redneck voice:Fry that up and eat it!
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Comments (109)
cuddlebunny3548 11
Should have gotten better grades in high school...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Gee, thanks Captain Hindsight! OP should have gotten better grades so he could get a better job and not complain!*sarcasm*
Aweh_Olivia 13
Poor rat )':
beatlegirl27 20
At least that's better than seeing a dead run over flatted mouse in the middle of the road
murdersquirrel 15
No it's not. Also, do you like just one of the Beatles or...?
The_Hitdude 12
Flatted? Really?
SqueakyChipmunk 22
Scorched Dead Rat: Hello, human! I was just tanning...I guess I overdid it.
soldiat_fml 17
Sorry Pikachu, your Thunderstone was in another castle.
ThatEmoVeganChic 0
Poor rat!!! I love rats!!!
RandomNchic 1
That's tasty 8^) !!! Yummm fried rat anyone ???
LesCDeal 6
New exit signs are cheap.
perdix 31
You're wasting your time talking to the rat, it's dead. And with your outrageous Aussie accent, it wouldn't understand you anyways.
karen1991 15
Nothen like home cooking. Just like how momma used to make mmmmm eat up!! Lol