I was an employed college student living by myself. and while all my friends were partying, I was working. I became unemployed and started living the college life. Enjoy ur time in college. if u still live with ur parents, that's fine, it's not a taboo. now if u weren't in school and still unemployed loving with ur parents THEN it would be a fml.

This FML never says anything about what age they are, I don't understand why everyone is talking about college and moving out?

Cos someone asked earlier if the OP is in kindergarten or college pretty much asking how old are you there for implying grow up and kick the cat out.. But i wouldn't kick it out of just move it get comfy then let the cat get comfortable around me lol

do u sleep in the same ROOM as your little brother? is that y u couldn't kick her/him out of bed? bc he would know??? also, r u too big a lady to b able to share your bed, even if it's a twin, with a FELINE???

Hey, I'm the last guy to kick some pussy outta bed, but c'mon... you can't be serious,

I hear you can get rabbits in bed the same way... And they're tasty

Actually, rabbits will always wake up when picked up and hop away when set down. And they pee when they panick.

ohh!!! Pee when they panic, you say..... *puts on golden shower cap*

(just to clarify, my cat is no indoor cat so putting it outside of the room would result in me having to clean up cat poop in the morning and placing it to the floor would result in it jumping back on the bed. The only choice was either kicking it out in the rain or letting it sleep on the bed)

You're proof cat people are crazy. First, having a cat in bed is just nasty with all the hair, not to mention they wake you up at 4am. But if you'll have to clean up cat crap because he's an outdoor cat, he's still indoors when spending the night in your room, so he must shit in your room. You're disgusting. You and OP deserve it.