Like a house on fire

By Anonymous - 14/01/2023 22:00

Today, my current girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend met each other. I don’t know how but they’re currently both getting on splendidly, while being mad at me like I’m the enemy of all womankind and should be castrated without delay. I want to go home. FML
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Blobby McGee 5

might be time to cut the new girl loose. You don't need that kind of BS drama in your life. there are other places to park it, my man

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RichardPencil 30

Not a good idea. Once the ex fills in your new lady, you'll be lucky if the worst of it that your shit ends up on the lawn. Take a hotel for a week and then see if the coast is clear at home.

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Blobby McGee 5

might be time to cut the new girl loose. You don't need that kind of BS drama in your life. there are other places to park it, my man

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RichardPencil 30

Not a good idea. Once the ex fills in your new lady, you'll be lucky if the worst of it that your shit ends up on the lawn. Take a hotel for a week and then see if the coast is clear at home.

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poopface82 16

Yeah, time to cut her loose. Either your ex poisoned her or you really are an asshole; either way, you don’t deserve her.

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