Life goals

By ShayisPay101 - 15/02/2010 18:58 - United States

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Today, my daughter told me she wants to be a stripper when she grows up, just like "Daddy's girlfriend." We're still married. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

Take her to the local fire station and ask if she could use their pole. Practice makes perfect :)

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Johnnieeeeee 0

poorly written. this garbage makes no sense.

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EricJ 3

Maybe your daughter misunderstood or maybe not. Talk to your husband about it. Maybe your daughter just saw your husband at a bachelor's party.

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purpledp12 0

wow it's amazing how some of these people who comment are soo weird! does anyone else agree?

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glasgowsmile 0

omg lol i wonder what happened after that

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Jessi_Rose96 0

If he's still alive and/or has both his balls....ydi.

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RuralNinja 0

You might as well get her a pole to practice on then, since if the bar is that low already, it'll never get above getting a GED anyway.

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cass454 0

that's just ******* retarded you should get a new gf she's a real bad influence u mite like it but she shouldn't grow up to that get a life shit head

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