Intimacy: Kinky

Kinky

By whatever - 23/03/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one point, the conversation lulled. After a moment of silence, she asked me what my greatest fantasy was. I told her that it was being a superhero. She told me that she meant sexual fantasy. I'm 25. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 02:00

Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML

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By no_leather_of_any_kind - 07/04/2009 07:08 - United States

Today, I went on a date with this girl I met online. The conversation drifted and we were talking about how we'd prefer to die, if we had a choice. I said, "I want to skydive over the ocean without a parachute." She said she wants to be made into a wallet. FML

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By notsogood - 08/11/2013 20:02 - United States

Today, during sex, my girlfriend got so bored that she asked me to tell her a story. FML

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By secret123 - 24/02/2009 11:01 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were watching some show about sex on the discovery channel. The topic of female orgasms came up and she said, "Wow, I wonder what that's like?" We've been dating and sexually active for three years. FML

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By tacoboy - 21/08/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was on a date with a girl I've had feelings for since I was 14 (I'm 22). I took her out to dinner, then to a movie that we both liked and had a few drinks afterwards. I thought it was going really well until I was driving her home and she asked to be dropped off at her boyfriend's house. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2012 11:40 - United Kingdom - Chatham

Today, my girlfriend admitted she had a nightmare about having sex with me. FML

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By LoveStinks - 18/08/2016 10:56

Today, I asked a girl what time she'd like me to pick her up for our date tonight. She didn't know what I was talking about. It seems like, after months of sweaty palms, nervous smiles, and awkward sentences, I only dreamed she said yes to going out. FML

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Jaywin 3

Monday 23 March 2009 16:09

Smooth one, man. But I do agree with you. Superpowers would kick an immense amount of ass.

BooYou 0

Monday 23 March 2009 16:09

Shoot...i would have probably said the same thing.....

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aphre 0

Monday 23 March 2009 17:59

If this is an FYL because she lost interest in you, then she clearly has no sense of humour. Find someone who appreciates your awesomeness. Otherwise, I'm gonna agree with everyone else here and say I would have been charmed by that answer to a rather inappropriate question. Kudos.

Failercoptor 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:05

should have been like "well shit, thats a better question (fill in sexual fantasy here)" i'd go with the secretary one. or you can be humorous and tell her your greatest fantasy is to have consensual sex in the missionary position with the lights on for procreation. or that she makes you a sammich.

eschreib 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:05

whatever she never specified so how were you supposed to know

woofer_fml 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:11

i hope you didn't tell her you wanted to be Dr. Manhattan.

lyn5008 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:12

haha hilarious... rather a silly answer than a creepy elaborate one...

redhead10 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:21

awww that's cute though! lol

Vonnick 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:30

You should have told her a superhero would equal brutal sex.

jSOPURE 3

Monday 23 March 2009 18:37

OP- I would say the same thing. Could you imagine how many times Superman could get laid in a minute? :)

need_cheese 0

Monday 23 March 2009 18:41

Awwee :'D I think many people would have said the same thing. And she should be happy because you're not the kind of guy that thinks about sex all the time.